AlphaMoist

The GMs have been very very busy lately..

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Down with the bourgeoisie 

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Oh look, a meme I found.

17 days..

RIP- Super A Awesome, 2016-2016. I may not know you and I may have not gotten a chance to rp with you, but I am sure you and Millosm would have gotten along. Possibly. Anyway, see you in 5 months if you come back! The Nortruppen will be here to welcome you back!

My mom told me the worst april fools joke ever...

 

   Begin of story
Mom calls
Me: Hello?
Mom: Hey son, what are you up to?
Me: Nothing much, just laying down.
Mom: I called you a few days ago, why didn't you call back?
Me, checking my call history: Oh dang, I don't think I got it, I am so sorry!
Mom: It's fine. I called because I need your input on something..
Me: Oh. Um, okay.. What is it about?
 Silence
Me: Mom?
 sniffles can be heard
Mom: Well, your grandpa (her step dad) came over the day before I called with a twelve pack of beer and told me he had something to ask me.
Me, confused as hell: What could he have wanted to ask you?
 

  Intermission
 My grandma has really really bad dementia so I immediately assumed, for some reason, that papa was asking my mom if he should have her sent to a home, or even maybe mercy killed. Her dementia is so bad that she can't talk anymore and needs to be constantly watched, which my grandpa does. He takes care of her everyday, day and night. He gets very lonely, and even though it is obvious that he loves her to death, for some reason I can see him wanting to put her out of her misery.
  Back to reality up there goes gravity
 

Mom, after stifling what I thought were sniffles: He asked me to marry him.
Me, absolutely taken back: What? So like, you can benefit from his life insurance when he dies? (I did not say the last part outloud.)
Mom: Well, he came in, sat down, gave me a beer, and asked me to marry him.
Me: Like, what did he say? How did he ask you?
Mom: He said that he just couldnt take being alone with mom anymore and that he had been hiding his feelings for quite some time now.. He said he just couldnt take it anymore and wanted to be with me..
Me, absolutely befuddled and creeped the **** out: Was.. Was he drunk?
Mom: No.. He had one beer and that was it..
Me: That is super weird mom.
Mom: I know.. I know..
Me: Like, that is beyond creepy..
 

  Intermission
 At this point i begin to think about all the creepypastas I have listened to about the crazy lover who couldnt have who he wanted and ended up killing who he couldnt have. I was legit beginning to fear for my mothers safety.
 Oh, There goes rabbit, he choked hes so mad, but he wont give up that easy
 

Mom: I know, I know.. I don't know what to do..
Me: I am really... I dont know what to say..
Me, randomly looking at the time, sees the date, begins to get crazy with realization: IS THIS A FREAKING APRIL FOOL'S JOKE????
Mom, bursting with laughter: YES!!! I GOT YOU SO ******* GOOD!!!
Me, in terrible shock: THAT WAS NOT OKAY! I WAS WORRIED PAPA FINALY WENT FREAKING SENILE!!! WHY MOM WHY??
Mom: Because it was funny!! I got you so good, man you wont believe how long it took for me to come up with that one!!!
Me: You are crazy!! You are so crazy!! 
Mom, still cracking up with laughter: At least I didnt say someone died!!!!!!!!!
Me: Oh my gosh mom!! You sounded so serious!!
Mom: I had to take the phone away from my mouth so you wouldn't hear me laugh!! I got you~
Me: I.. I am still in absolute shock..
Mom: I love you baby! Stay safe, sorry for scaring you so much!! I'm going to let you go now, bye!
Me, still befuddled as to what just happened: Yah.. Love you too.. Bye mom..
Mom hangs up.
  End of story

 YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF IN THE MUSIC, IN THE MOMENT YOU OWN IT, YOU BETTER NEVER LET IT GO YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME
 

If I ever became emporer....


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Kry, I was bored today and google searched "villain rp" for inspiration. I loaded up images on accident, and your forum profile's picture was the seventh image to load.. Makes me somewhat suspicious..... https://gyazo.com/bb6d26c15ba6fa749d95a6d8fb85cd91

The literal worst part of this ban is the fact that I lost a somewhat good friend because of it

Question: If someone were to suffer from PTSD, and said PTSD was triggered by electricity, would lighting be a trigger?

What planet is Vailor on?

It has been a year since Millosm's disappearance. I can only imagine how many fucks are given by his loved ones, and sadly the number is low

That moment when you get over Ben Carson dropping out and decide that Rubio is probs the next best bet, only for him to drop out the next day. Fml

When the mods wont check their inbox ;-;

This ban may very well be the greatest thing that has ever happened to my character's story

See you guys in two months

Millosm's wife and unborn child is ripped from him, his rank has been stripped, and everything he loved about life is gone. AND THERE ISNT A SINGLE GOD DAMNED TAVERN THAT IS OPEN!!! ;-;

Not going to lie: When I see something you post on the forum, I just have to click on your profile so I can watch your hypnotic gif

What is Latin called in lootc? 

Can someone help me edit my cover photo to where the entire gif is on the screen? I am having a massive amount of trouble

Hey, so I am thinking about making an elven child character, anyone know anyone wanting a child in game? 

So I decided to take a stroll through wood elf territory and thought "wow, this place is so pretty. My daughter (ig) would love to live here. Im gunna purchase a house in that one city! (sanctuary i think is the name) I get there and theres a bloody raid going on! Got forced onto my knees and was almost murdered... Lets just say that that changed my mind about buying land there..

Whats up with the server?