A Secret

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

It was a normal day at the start in New Malinor. Konrad and his brothers patrolled the city alongside Wardens and did their regular routines. A shout was heard, Orenians were seen coming, the Emperor with them.

The Order mobilized, taking up a defensive position to launch a flanking maneuver from if needed.

Sitting on Emberhard's boat, the Sariants kept themselves occupied, sharpening swords, push-ups, cards or other such tasks

Konrad was caught in the eye of Abner... A man of the Empire who blushed and fell into a dreamy gaze, forgetting his duties

Konrad saw this, and began showing off, doing push-ups, lifting heavy stones, or flexing

Abner fell in love in a heartbeat, and Kaelys who was there got jealous because Konrad gave Abner his attention. He have him a wink and blew a kiss with the flash of his teeth as Abner was ordered up to the Emperor

Some time later they met up in a cozy little cabin with a fur rug and a fireplace. Konrad burst into the cabin, his beard quivering and his muscles twitching

Abner looked at him long and hard... And Konrad flexed, his shirt exploding, causing the fireplace to roar and well... You know the rest...

And if you don't... Well... Abner will have another kid soon

(( Abner is TaylorStriffe and Konrad is me

[ĔṀĔŔĨĨČĶ 519]

Kaelys thinks back to the time Konrad flirted with his guard buddy. He lifts his fist in fury, roaring into the sky. "Curse you Konrad! Curse you and your buff body!"

[Lark 2227]

Lark didn't know Abner could get pregnant. Lark now knows why Eva abuses Abner.

[Demotheus 651]

"Wait wait wait...this Abner...sounds like it was a guy...

 

Now I'm not against sodomy...at all...heh...but...how does  a man get pregnant!?"

 

Daniella chuckles, shaking her head.

[nordicg_d 1847]

-Oslo, wherever he is. Always knew, deep down that Abner was into men.-

[bungo 3965]

"This is why elves are subhuman."

[SirSnowMan 318]

"This is why elves are subhuman."

[Heff 2460]

Wonders if they will start loving squirrels like the elves must do according to Markus.

[The Best Basileus 97]

"This is why elves are subhuman."

[Demotheus 651]

"This is why elves are subhuman."

"Elves are /not/ human in the slightest. Humans are sub-elf."

[Demotheus 651]

"This is why elves are subhuman."

[Dr. Ducky-D 277]

Edric blinks a few times as the story reaches his ears, a Pleb having relayed the message to him. "H-he did what now..?"  The Duck's face slowly begins to turn red at the thought of the bearded Pleb having done such a thing, he pushes the surprised Plebeian out of the way, he looks up and down the halls for a moment before calling out. "Konrad?!" Edric growls quietly to himself as a tumble weed slowly rolled down the hallway. He went marching past the Plebeian, leaving him to think over the subject of sodomy himself while Edric broke into a sprint, drifting out of sight around the corner.

The crazed Sariant nearly broke the lift as he finished his ascent. He stomped his way to the bath house, running over a Sariant with a towel wrapped around his waist, nearly trampling the man as Edric made his way to the door, staring at a single sign nailed to the wall. The insane Duck suddenly lashed out at the sign, getting it with a death grip he. With his firm hold he began to rip at the sign with utter grace and beauty, roaring with focus. With a snap this animal of a man got what he came for... broken cleanly off the sign, he glanced down at the final piece with a reassuring nod.



Edric tucked the sign away gently under his arm as he strolled back to the living quarters, happy with what he got. The Pleb still stood their, he furrowed his brows at the man who had acted like a beast only moments ago. As if to question it the short Plebeian slowly opened his mouth, but before he could make his inquisition Edric threw a hand at his mouth, hissing quietly. "Shhhh... speak not a word, my boy. Sodomy is sin." With that said Edric trotted off once more, leaving the Plebeian even more confused then before.

Edric finally got to his destination- Konrad's room. Edric's gaze slowly crawled up the wall to look at a lone sign by the door, seeking conformation... he got it, he did in fact reach his target, he knew what must be done.

 

The loud sound of hammer meeting nail called out throughout Kreuzberg for those few moments... before silence. It was done! His hammer fell to the floor with a clang as he fell to his knees, he finished the fight and did what he set out to do. He stared a few moments as he looked upon his great masterpiece, awe struck at what his hands could do...

 

He raised his fists to the ceiling and let out a mighty shout in celebration of his victory, and with this last act... he fellow over to the floor. Edric's life was fulfilled and his duty carried out, he was now able to die peacefully there, content with what he left behind. That was the end of him...
(I'm perma-ing poor Eddy, I expected better Konrad... but oh well. Just remember, you did this.) ((I'm joking.) I still expected more from you.)

[Evilbanana5757 154]

((true love <3))

[Galendar 631]

Grant takes out a small cracker, putting it in duck's mouth to revive him.

[Demotheus 651]

-Snip-

((It's posts like that...which make me that much more sure that the reputation system should stay. That was an absolutely fabulous post xD))