Magical Contracts For Sale

[CommunistSpy 441]

Aislinn watches Elorna from a nearby bush, concealed amongst the twigs and leaves. He gasps in horror as the Druid litters on the grass, barely able to contain himself. Upon her departure, he scrambles up to the note, apologizing to the grass who had to suffer with the piece of rubbish in their personal space. He folds the note, placing it in his pack, before striding off.

 

Aislinn scrambles back, whimpering slightly as he places the note back on the ground somewhere. He looks around frantically, fear evident in his eyes. He places a cookie on top of the note as an offering, quickly scurrying off.

[Shadowjax 140]

Borikdan uses his mighty axe to cut the wood behind the contract in a neat square. He then takes the square with the parchment still nailed to it and stuffs it inbetween his coat and shirt.

 

"Get a few more of these and I will be literally invincible."

 

Borikdan laughs at any attempts to pierce him through the chest! Soon he will acquire more contracts and don an armor of arbitrary invincibility!

[Jistuma 1996]

Borikdan uses his mighty axe to cut the wood behind the contract in a neat square. He then takes the square with the parchment still nailed to it and stuffs it inbetween his coat and shirt.

 

"Get a few more of these and I will be literally invincible."

 

Borikdan laughs at any attempts to pierce him through the chest! Soon he will acquire more contracts and don an armor of arbitrary invincibility!

*The wood behind the contract would break with force of the piercings and break his ribs, meaning he would then suffer a painful slow death as he has a hard time breathing.*

[Shadowjax 140]

*The wood behind the contract would break with force of the piercings and break his ribs, meaning he would then suffer a painful slow death as he has a hard time breathing.*

 

Borikdan would think that if the parchment is invulnerable to all forms of attack then it could sustain the trauma of a sword thrust thus preventing the wood behind it from splintering or breaking. Borikdan is not really in the mood for debating the scientifics of a magic sheet of paper and was just making a joke.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

The parchment had already been removed from the tree earlier.

[Pinsir99 526]

Briza had re-attached it to a bench.

[Jistuma 1996]

Borikdan would think that if the parchment is invulnerable to all forms of attack then it could sustain the trauma of a sword thrust thus preventing the wood behind it from splintering or breaking. Borikdan is not really in the mood for debating the scientifics of a magic sheet of paper and was just making a joke.

The joke was responded with another joke, which seems to have flied over the person's head.

 

The parchment is in a bench now.

[Yoff 328]

Vane dips his quill into inkwell, narrowing his eyes on the letters that the ink draws on the parchment. The constant burning of a candle's wax flickers light into the damp room. The northerner continues to write, his offhand supporting the weight of his head. His expression seems grim, yet dulled by whatever events are transpiring in his mind.

The parchment becomes presentable by the time his hand moves off the parchment, keeping the tips from rolling back into a scroll. It reads:

 

"Greetings and Salutations

 

I am very interested in taking up this opportunity to speak to you about these contracts, I am great need of them but would rather see the legitimacy of your claims, and speak a more specific price."

 

The letter ends with a signature resembling 'V.S' and is sealed together with blue wax resembling a closed fist with a substance emanating from the openings between its fingers.

[Lark 2227]

Lark Steelwall looks over the selections, relising the potential use they may have.

 

"Five Liar's Contracts, Two Timed Contracts, and a Trade Contract with the durability of the paper used to advertise."