Sagwort 833 Share Posted March 1, 2014 -You see a pure white sheet of paper nailed into the ground...- Are you useless? Will no one miss you if you die? Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you! Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, science, and industry. Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: ____________________________ 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katherine1 362 Share Posted March 1, 2014 (( I am tempted to make a character for this, because this sounds like some absurdly fun RP xP )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted March 1, 2014 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal ! f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No ! 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No ! 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 1 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant ! c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, I am dumb. 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes ! b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork ! e) Oyster Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No b) Yes ! 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No ! Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Goroth Irongut 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rassidic 470 Share Posted March 1, 2014 A dark elf leaves a application for one of her friends. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No b) Yes , with myself 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: _______Connor_____________________ 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndikate 2303 Share Posted March 1, 2014 Anri, depressed fills out the form. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? i) Bibliomania 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Anri __________________ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinsir99 526 Share Posted March 1, 2014 1. What is your favorite color? f) Malachite 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, Ale 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Danak Battlebeard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
11lucy123 0 Share Posted March 1, 2014 1. What is your favorite color? b) Sea Foam Blue 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” c) She is jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, 27. *upon seeing this question, Synda's eyebrows furrow* "Uhm...27!" She nods, thoroughly please by the genius of the answer 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes 8. What is your favorite flatware b) Demitasse Spoon 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Synda Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tetsu_Kuro 53 Share Posted March 1, 2014 -You see a pure white sheet of paper nailed into the ground...- Are you useless? Will no one miss you if you die? Then the Wizards’ Guild Test Subject Program is for you! Below you will find a series of questions for the application process to becoming a crucial part in progress, science, and industry. Upon successfully completing your time as a Wizards’ Guild test subject you will be rewarded 1,000 minas for your contributions. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green *An option 'k' is written in here* k) Grey 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”. a) He was jubilant. b) She was jubilant. c) I am jubilant. 6. Complete the sentencex. 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes You can have them now if you like. b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware? a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork *an option 'f' is scrawled in here* f) Whatever a stroon is, I want one. 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator? a) No b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here:*The note is signed simply "Alexander"* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante 206 Share Posted March 1, 2014 A childish scribble drags across the paper, hung up loosely on the wall. 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Hazle The signature drifts off the line as its written, obviously written by a child. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stephensj 327 Share Posted March 1, 2014 1. What is your favorite color? a) Fuchsia b) Sea Foam Blue c) Champagne Pink d) Beige e) Teal f) Malachite g) Gamboge h) Biloxi i) Yellow-Blue-Brown j) Tea Green 2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind? a) No 3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons? a) Yes b) No 4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders? a) Arctic Hysteria b) Aboulomania c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder d) Boanthropy e) Autophagia f) Alien Hand Syndrome g) Erotomania h) Cotard Syndrome i) Bibliomania j) I would like to be h) No 5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant” a) He was jubilant b) She was jubilant c) I am jubilant 6. Complete the sentence, cyborcs. 7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic? a) Yes b) No 8. What is your favorite flatware a) Soup Spoon b) Demitasse Spoon c) Grapefruit Spoon d) Dessert Fork e) Oyster Fork 9. Have you ever used a Rotavator a) No b) Yes 10. Do you know what a Rotavator is? a) Yes b) No Congratulations, you have successfully completed the Wizards’ Guild test subject application process. Please sign below. Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for: loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction. Sign Here: Kazotar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooonie 55 Share Posted March 1, 2014 The man would begin to write, nestled in his blanket, under a bridge. 2 days later, a letter would be nailed, in a horrible fashion, to the inner side of the bridge, showing only the man's answers. 1) no. 2)no, i am luking forwurd too won 3)yes, to cyur me lust four munee 4)i hav quite tha aleen hand 5)i am cannot find meening of wurd 6)how 7)nut me kidnee 8)desert furk 9)yes 10)no me weel take fuul responseeble fur luss uf virgeenity. luuking forwurd too eet. *his name is signed in blood* trull hagman ((I guess I'm gonna have to make a temp char for this, if I get accepted.)) 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyndikate 2303 Share Posted March 1, 2014 ((Will this death if testing be a PK? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante 206 Share Posted March 1, 2014 [[ No. ]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sagwort 833 Author Share Posted March 2, 2014 -A new piece of paper is nailed into a rock, though the rock has split in half due to a nail being in it so the paper lays atop a pile of small stones shards- Congratulations to the following Test Subjects: Trull Hagman Kazotar Hazle Synda Below Danak Battlebeard Alexander You are to find the Wizards' Guild at our tower located in a location which can only be located by locating someone who knows the location as we will not tell the location at this current location. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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