DelaneyG 1279 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Maurice de Sarkozy stands in the town square of Kaldonia, shouting from atop a box. "People of Kaldonia! Innocent Dwarves are being slaughtered by their tyrannical overlords, who will not stop until they get what they want... YOUR GOLD! They will slaughter INNOCENT PEOPLE, and take THEIR GOLD! They attack YOUR HUSBANDS, BROTHERS, AND NEIGHBORS! HELP US STOP THIS DWARVEN MENACE, AND PROTECT INNOCENT LIVES!" NEVER FORGET https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3glZw2JVpU&feature=youtu.be Join the Imperial Army! Save Innocent Lives! 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esterlen 4499 Share Posted May 23, 2014 'We will fight for you,' says 'King' Vorstag, 'Swear it,' demands the dark lord sharply, the true master of the dwarven people, As Vorstag runs his wicked blade through his clenched fist, drawing blood, the obscured lord of shadows leans forward in anticipation on his throne, his eyes glaring at the dwarven monarch greedily as he awaits the pledge of fealty. 'We will die...for Switchimus.' 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haribo 385 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Who cares about manlets?" says humble peasant of kaladunadane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanrahan 2983 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Actually, no Dwarves were present. It was a Strelt who pulled the lever; all the Dwarven gate-guards had been slain." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DelaneyG 1279 Author Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Actually, no Dwarves were present. It was a Strelt who pulled the lever; all the Dwarven gate-guards had been slain." "A strelt? You claim that the dwarves let one of their own peasants into their gatehouse? Are they that incompetent, that they need untrained peasants to run their equipment! They hire peasants to assassinate their people!" 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingnothing 571 Share Posted May 23, 2014 "Y'all are stupid."Kuro mumbles a curse or two to himself. Yawning deeply and starting out of the city."Stupid-idiots I tells ya'." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdwhisperer 1174 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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