4.0 Antagonist Revealed

[Blundermore 2741]

It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere!

 

Yes ladies and Gents, I'm talking about Snow.

 It gets everywhere, makes a mess of things by leaving floating snow drift blocks all over the place and even stops you from walking up half slabs. And just when you think you've cleared it all away it comes back again! 

 

It's a chilling menace! And it must be stopped... or at least cleared off the pavements... BUT, stopped none the less! 

 

 

 

 

[Hanrahan 2983]

It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere!

 

...18th century European colonials?

[Stag 3234]

._. I will never be rid of it. No matter how many floating snow blocks I punch....

[1 1393]

So you mean us snelves are the antagonist? Hmm... well then...

[Blundermore 2741]

Do snow elves excrete snow or fart it out? If so, then yes. 

[Ford 1996]

what a laugh I had!!!!

[Lark 2227]

Now where did I put those flamethrower designs....

[Aedan The Bard 350]

I can already feel the chill mood returning to lotc :P

[calculusdesola 1658]

 

It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere!

 

...18th century European colonials?

 

 

Social Darwinism is the way of the universe.

 

Way of LOTC now, too.  Godspeed.

[KarmaDelta 969]

I thought it was going to be Blundermore's age that would be the main antagonist. Wait.... maybe it is true. 

 

White Snow = White Powder

White Powder = Dust

Dust + Old Age = Fart Dust

Blundermore + Fart Dust = 4.0 Antagonist

 

Yes, it all makes sense now.... 

3spooky5me

 

[Guest]

Instead of the Golden Lance there are fire evocationists to save the day.

[ℤ∃ʁ∅ 823]

This is cold of you Blundy.. :p

[Reader 8]

As someone who lives in the north irl, I get +5 resistance, rite?

[Heff 2460]

So you mean us snelves are the antagonist? Hmm... well then...

 

We can now persecute them even more :)

[leave me alone 995]

10/10 top joke

 

**** me im laughing so hard at this **** oh my god