Blundermore 2741 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere! Yes ladies and Gents, I'm talking about Snow. It gets everywhere, makes a mess of things by leaving floating snow drift blocks all over the place and even stops you from walking up half slabs. And just when you think you've cleared it all away it comes back again! It's a chilling menace! And it must be stopped... or at least cleared off the pavements... BUT, stopped none the less! 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanrahan 2983 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere! ...18th century European colonials? 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag 3234 Share Posted August 9, 2014 ._. I will never be rid of it. No matter how many floating snow blocks I punch.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1 1393 Share Posted August 9, 2014 So you mean us snelves are the antagonist? Hmm... well then... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blundermore 2741 Author Share Posted August 9, 2014 Do snow elves excrete snow or fart it out? If so, then yes. 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford 1996 Share Posted August 9, 2014 what a laugh I had!!!! 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Now where did I put those flamethrower designs.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aedan The Bard 350 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I can already feel the chill mood returning to lotc :P Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
calculusdesola 1658 Share Posted August 9, 2014 It's big, it's mean, it's... fluffy and white... But it gets everywhere! ...18th century European colonials? Social Darwinism is the way of the universe. Way of LOTC now, too. Godspeed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted August 9, 2014 I thought it was going to be Blundermore's age that would be the main antagonist. Wait.... maybe it is true. White Snow = White Powder White Powder = Dust Dust + Old Age = Fart Dust Blundermore + Fart Dust = 4.0 Antagonist Yes, it all makes sense now.... 3spooky5me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted August 9, 2014 Instead of the Golden Lance there are fire evocationists to save the day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ℤ∃ʁ∅ 823 Share Posted August 9, 2014 This is cold of you Blundy.. :p Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reader 8 Share Posted August 9, 2014 As someone who lives in the north irl, I get +5 resistance, rite? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heff 2460 Share Posted August 10, 2014 So you mean us snelves are the antagonist? Hmm... well then... We can now persecute them even more :) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leave me alone 995 Share Posted August 10, 2014 10/10 top joke **** me im laughing so hard at this **** oh my god Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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