Heff 2460 Share Posted October 10, 2014 WANTED FOR A REWARD OF UN GOLDEN SHOVEL! The Hash Slinging Slasher Marius Deathsbane ALIVE. HE IS WANTED FOR THE FOLLOWING CRIMES: -Wielding A Blade -Resisting Improper Therapy -Resisting Improper Arrest -Attempting to Slash The Mayor With a BLADE -Not Worshipping the Pumpkin Lord -Not Drinking Ale -Other Improper Things -Leaving His Sister -Talking Like a Bigg'un -Not Using A Shovel -Repeated abuse of "Ye wot ma'e?!?" Reward is a shovel and honorary Halfling title... ALIVE. Bring to Mayor, Sherriff, or Mayor's assistants in Gimblewood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samson Option 9652 Share Posted October 10, 2014 ((Scared the f- out of me for a minute lol)) 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnmowerman 3040 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Marius shuffles down the road, as he'd glance at the poster, frowning, as he'd hop up and rip it down, as well as ripping it into tiny pieces, mumbling under his breath. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proddy 2415 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Posco would come across the flier during his travels, blinking rapidly as he'd read it's contents. "I'... jus' ben ah choil'..." he'd blink rapidly, before shrugging his shoulders with a small grumble, carrying on his way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ Fiend ~ 611 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Isabella's hand slowly meets her face. Her shoulders twitch as she fights back laughter. "The day the clan is threatened by a 'nation'... and the reward for the straggler's arrest is a shovel." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Jandy_ 3519 Share Posted October 10, 2014 Reyna would see a picture of a halfling and rip it off the wall and snack on it, hoping with all her heart that it had some similar tastes to a halfling, but she is highly disappointed to be as wrong as she is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divinae 32 Share Posted October 10, 2014 "I do 'ope eet's a rather nice shovel," she comments aloud, eying the poster with a raised brow. It was amusing, though she was more baffled by the list of offenses than the rewards. "At least zey are simple problems..." She sighs. "I suppose eef I 'appen across 'im, I'll do zeh service, though I 'ave no use for a shovel or being recognized as a 'alfling." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grouchy 64 Share Posted October 10, 2014 "Oi'll foind t' wee *****." - Raknol Grandaxe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted November 15, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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