craotor 617 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Posters are pinned to the darkest and most edgy part of all the main cities and they read the folowing: The Butcher sells freshsy colected meat at the following prices: Ork Jerky- 10 minas Halfling ground meat-60 minas Kha tongue-35 minas Elf filet mignon- 40 minas Human primerib- 30 minas Undead Kidney Pie- 75 minas Due to health concerns dwarf meat was removed from the menu. To set up a meeting with the butcher leave a notice here. He will contact you shortly. 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaDelta 969 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Lilum looks over a the menu and tries to find what delicacies his kin could be made into. He then sees the little note regarding Dwarf meat and shouts, "T'e fawk!? Yer sayin' ah can' beh made intah a delicious pan ove meat!? Uruk Jerkeh!? Yeh'll choke on t'e dank stank ove et befo'e yeh c'oke 'nd doie on et! Yeh alsah pu' 'aflin' on t'e menu, and t'ey 'ave nuh meat! Kha tongue!? May t'e ancestahs curse yeh! Yeh knuh w'ere t'ose t'ings 'ave been!? 'nd t'is 'Elf filet mignon'!? T'e floiying fawk es a 'filet mignon'!? T'at soun's loike t'e tongue ove Ko'vad! Yeh 'eretic! 'nd las', uh sweet mot'a ove t'e stone, 'uman ribs!? Yeh knuh 'ow mush political instabiliteh 'nd 'ereseh t'at es en jus' one 'uman rib! Yer loike, t'e grass ove butc'ereh! Yeh jus' can'!" Lilum inhales deeply before continuing, "Suh, yur sayin' t'at Dwed meat ain' edible, w'en yer w'ole lis' ma'es nae sense! W'oevah t'is 'Butc'a' es, 'e can guh 'nd s'ove 'is cleavah roig't up 'is-" As he was about to finish his sentence, some people that have gathered go to cover his mouth and carry him away so he can stop disturbing the peace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travista 1361 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Shreck'Dom tears down the poster, letting out a loud grunt before mumbling, "Mi wull flat diz butchur kuhnt, hao der hi zell duh meet ub Krug'z kubz?" he spits on the ground in disgust before bellowing, "Mi zwear diz ihn duh nayme ub Krug!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mitto 2312 Share Posted January 12, 2015 Peppermint the Cannibal gives a thumbs up. "Ten outta ten." 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikel Boldshoulder 175 Share Posted January 12, 2015 *looks mighty pissed as he scribbles on the notice* As a working dwarf I'm mighty offended by this insult to the suitability of my kin as a delicious delicacy. I hereby lodge my formal complaint and expect you to start hunting us so we make kick your arse back to whatever hole you come from. Equality for dwarves! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Author Share Posted January 21, 2015 ((New meat added to the menu)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kahzo1 218 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Goktar scribbles a barely legible note next to the Butcher's post. "Hozh meetz, tryd zum ob da zhara agh id wuz bezt mi ebbur taizted. Mi wyll urdur zum haaflyng zuun." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catarrh 720 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Malog sees the poster, and announces, "Mi bawt zhara meet frum him fur wub fuw zhynehz mi had agh a bune karvin ob a bayr. Wuz wurth et. Hozh meet. Hi grukz hoaw tu buzchur." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huh 91 Share Posted March 13, 2015 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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