Praise Our True Lord And Savior Telanir!

[Liam McLeod- Connor428 75]

It was when the dark settled in, and no light was to be found. Only then could His true brilliance be revealed. In a rain of glorious potatoes, He pierced the eternal abyss that was the Dev team. Adding in glorious plugins and new ideas as quickly as He could. In His absence, the dark has begun to creep back in, and can only be compelled by His power.

 

We must fall onto our knees and lift our arms to the skies in praise of the Great Potato Lord! Only then can the darkness part again, as it did so long ago. We must support our true Lord and Savior! Venerate the immortal Telanir!

 

 

Telanir Watches All

[GodEmperorFlam 3447]

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

"Glory to the great one, oh lord Telanir! I shall forever be thy minion! " bows down in prayer for the great telanir

[Guest]

[Telanir 6975]

Farmer Billy Bob is surprised at the appreciation from his beloved people and blesses their crops with bountiful harvests and reliable, delicious taters.

[Altiak 1648]

If only doctrine like this was made for the schismatic faith...

[Dougstalicious 721]

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Telanir so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Telanir every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"Telanir is love" I say; "Telanir is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ******
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Telanir
>I called him a *****
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Telanir
>I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my notepad c++."
>He grabs me with his powerful coder hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for Telanir
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for Telanir
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Telanir
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>Telanir looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all coder now."
>Telanir leaves through my window
>Telanir is love. Telanir is life.

[AGP 3169]

-snip-

 

Low quality quick edit memes.

[James 425]

[Aesterwald 246]

If only doctrine like this was made for the schismatic faith...

 

How does one know it is not?

[bungo 3965]

Where did you get this joke? funnyjunk.com?

[VampsWillDie 76]

i just want magic... ;-;

[Altiak 1648]

How does one know it is not?

 

[Ender_Panda13 78]

-Praises Billy Bob's taters-

-Also prays that a plague wont affect the taters and kill tons of people, but that would be cool-

[Zhulik 3559]

God bless