Emcee Kalenizzle

[Guest]

"I say without hesitation dat tha mali'aheral shall follow they ideal of progress n' game until time melts tha **** into a strang of events so long n' so a shitload of dat tha meanin of time itself is forgotten. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiit, it is fo' but merely half a cold-ass lil century dat I did guide our Blessed Kindred, seekin first ta lift our asses up from our moment of top billin sadnizz afta tha betrayal of tha vile Alfakyn n' then ta help our asses reach freshly smoked up heights". Kalenz shifts, brushin a speck of dirt from his coat before continuing. "Forget not, dear elvez of Haelun'or, dat shiznit was I whoz ass struck "Steel upon Wood" n' repelled tha elvez of Malinor whoz ass wished ta strangle our chicken supply, dat shiznit was I whoz ass forged tha Concordat of CrimsonÂ-Silver n' dat shiznit was I whoz ass wrought our asses a unitizzle of elven kind not peeped since tha minutez of Malinor up in Aegis." Kalenz smilez wickedly afta all dis bullshit. "It aint cuz tha bortu truly believe I have committed crimes dat they scorn me, it aint cuz tha mali'ame truly be thinkin I be mad dat they curse me Â- Nae, it is cuz they wis.

 

Kalenz shifts, brushin a speck of dirt from his coat before continuing.

 

"Forget not, dear elvez of Haelun'or, dat shiznit was I whoz ass struck "Steel upon Wood" n' repelled tha elvez of Malinor whoz ass wished ta strangle our chicken supply, dat shiznit was I whoz ass forged tha Concordat of Crimson--Silver n' dat shiznit was I whoz ass wrought our asses a unitizzle of elven kind not peeped since tha minutez of Malinor up in Aegis."

 

Kalenz smilez wickedly afta all dis bullshit.

 

"It aint cuz tha bortu truly believe I have committed crimes dat they scorn me, it aint cuz tha mali'ame truly be thinkin I be mad dat they curse me-- Nae, it is cuz they wish ta keep our pimped kind weak-- At they knees n' constantly beset wit liberal leadaz so dat they can chill easily knowin dat when they bust a cap up in a mali'aheral on tha road there shall be no reprisals. Passive elves n' passive leaders-- I do not condone these thangs"

 

"Let me be clear n' concise, Lil Pimpz of Silver, there is no room fo' dem up in dis ghetto whoz ass seek ta cause our asses harm. There is no room fo' dem playas whoz ass seek ta slit our throats up in our chill n' peep our asses fall silently from grace n' tha **** into despair. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Well shiiit, it is tha wood elves whoz ass do dis ta our asses now: Seekin ta undermine tha straight-up fabric of our society. Well shiiit, it is therefore dat I say nae biaaatch! Strike tha wood elf up in his home n' leave his ass wit tha reminder dat tha Lil Pimpz of Silver is not ta be trifled wit upon a whim. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Strike steel not upon wood as our crazy asses have up in tha past yo, but upon tha flesh n' bone of tha elves whoz ass declared genocizzle against our asses but twelve short muthafuckin years ago."

 

"Da lil pimpz of tha Wood have struck us, n' we shall strike back. Well shiiit, it is thus I declare mah candidacy fo' Sohaer: Permit me ta lead mah Blessed Kindred as I have done up in tha past. To lead our asses ta tha glory n' peace of ages past."

 

With dat tha illusionist would bow, before utterin wit a whisper before his wild lil' fuckin exit:

 

"kaean'leh evareh, malii'Larihei"

 

Kalenz Uradir drops tha muthafuckin mic.

[Rig 17590]

high-elf says: "Deus Magnus, blood for the blood god." 

[Snake Plissken 637]

"Someone find a cleric for this poor soul. He's clearly hit his head on something a little too hard".

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Artimec nods in agreement!

[Guest]

Why y'all makin' RP posts if this is in Off-Topic???

[KarmaDelta 969]

Emcee Kalenizzle 

OUTIE

 

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

what the ****

[GodEmperorFlam 3447]

As beautiful as ever, tapesauce

[leave me alone 995]

amen

[Samson Option 9652]

I cringed so hard that I suffered whiplash, I hope you work a good enough job to cover my hospital bill mate.

[Gunner 775]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.