I Can't Believe Olivier Would Stoop So Low...

[Cracker 4570]

Date Posted: Feb 5, 2007 #1

 

I called my pediatrician and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, I said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, Soren didn't bother taking a shower and so did his sister too, so he had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

Zoe said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So she with her long, brunette hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but Soren didn't.

- ozeveo

 

 

 

I can't make any sense of Olivier? Any clue? If not, please stop him with a high powered weapon. Thanks.

 

 

[Snake Plissken 637]

wait what

[_Stigwig 1510]

The Zitouns are my favourite family.

[Achilles 892]

[Z3r05t4r 855]

[The Dennis 172]

Cracker stop shitposting

[delete 101]

Death to Zitoun

[Esterlen 4499]

 

Dawn French the VIcar of DIbley smirks quite Anglicanly at this recount/story of her nemisis Oliver Zitoun

 

"Stop smiling like that you fat b*tch" says councillor Horton, however he is silenced by the Vicars gaze of consternation

 

"Ah...Ben Gilbert suffers even now, with his bastard children, I told him that laying with the goyim woman was folly!" says the Vicar "His father will not be pleased, wallowing back in Tunisia, hohohoh!" she lets out a deep guttural laugh akin to Jabba the Hutt

 

"This underwater weight testing perhaps you should invest in it?" says Councilor Horton, taking off his round spectacles

"Shut up you frigid miser Ill just fookin resign if you treat me like that" saus Dawn French utterly emulating crazuyguy1916. "Please tell Darfey that I am doing very well as the vicar thankyou and goodbye>"

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

eh? just an off shower day, cracks.

[Tirenas 677]

olivier................... the snake

[Swannick 59]

    Y you call him a snake

[Fireheart 2777]

10/10

[Grivpanvir 1]

If anyone can explain this to me, I'd be thankful.

[craotor 617]

Jews are the chosen people.

[Publius 4098]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.