Child Slave For Sale

[lemontide331 1615]

Whilst walking down the main road you notice a sign outside of the Orc tent and begin to read:

 

 

 

SOLD

 

 

ZQUAL ZNAGA FUR ZAYL

 

A picture is drawn to give you an idea on how the halfling looks

 

DETAYLZ:

 

VEDY ZMALL

ALWAYZ COFFIN CUD BI DIZEAZE MI NUB KNU AGH MI NUB KARE HURHUR

BLEEDIN IN DA FAYZ CUZ LATZ GED CHEEKY WID MI BRUDDAH NAGG

VEDY YUNG AGH AGILE

VEDY TAZTY IB LATZ GED HUNGRY, MI HAB ZUM BEFUR AGH MI REKIMEND DAT LATZ HAB IT WID ZUM HOZH TWIGGY BLUD. MI FAVERIT.

 

ZEND BIRD TU URUK CAMP ON DA ROAD, MI AM PEEPIN FUR LOTZ AGH LOTZ OB FUUD!

(Post offers below)

[argonian 14254]

"And here I was thinking that Orcs ate Halflings." says Tylos.

[_Stigwig 1510]

1 minas

[greygre 259]

Amell gasps once he sees the picture, "Mungo!?"

[KarmaDelta 969]

"And here I was thinking that Orcs ate Halflings." says Tylos.

 

Lilum begins reminding him that orcs only eat those who have parents, just so they know they finished the job and because they taste better. Those who do not have parents that are not kill by orcs or something other reason, are not worth the tears, since they do not cry for vengeance, which salts the very lean meat of the Halfling making them a delicacy.

[thesmellypocket 1859]

Adolf III Von Manstein laughs "Fools do not even understand how the humours and illness work!"

[Supremacy 3361]

100 minas.

[lemontide331 1615]

New notices are placed

 

"Sold already, expect a new one up shortly"

[lemontide331 1615]

 

NEW AZH!

 

OFFER FAZT BEFUR MI ZELL ID! IB LATZ ZTILL WUNT TU DU 100MINAZ KUM TU MI TENT ON DA ROAD ((+680   +530))

[_Stigwig 1510]

101 minas

[Dohvi 622]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.