LaCabra (Soda) 1519 Popular Post Share Posted August 10, 2015 The silence breaks as the Skygods begin their discussion, their putrid breath filling the air like poisonous fumes from the throat of a dragon with gingivitis and rotting teeth. A few bark at each other, several grin at each other as they plot the demise of the Little Folk of Goodborough. The Little Folk have not given up yet though. Should fantasy tales bear any semblance of truth, good overcomes evil. The Little Folk will not bear evil to come down upon them without fighting back. The Skygods may take their land from them, but they shan't do so without a damn good fight! WARCLAIM Type of battle: Fight to the Death Time: This is up to you, Skygods. Side A: The Good Halflings of Goodborough. Side B: The Skygods and their brown nosing friends. Location and boundaries: Direct area: the village of Goodborough Terms of Victory Both sides shall be obligated to utterly decimate the opposing force, showing no quarter. To retreat means to surrender. If a force is routed, the victorious side will be permitted to ride down any stragglers for ten minutes after the result broadcast has been made. Upon Victory For... Side A: Side A, the Halflings, will keep Goodborough and receive an apology/several (10) stacks of gold from the Skygods. The most repugnant of the Skygods must resign and stop being dicks. Side B: Side B, the Skygods and their brown nosing companions, may burn Goodborough to the ground. Rules -Server Rules -No fake statuses -No returning to battle -This is an open field battle, thus you will not be able to make any alterations to the terrain. Show up, and fight, that is all. -The Halflings will not stop until the blood of the Skygods flows through the village of Goodborough like the Tookwater did with water in Branborough. We will not back down. Piss off. -No potions or golden apples. -No Godmode, Skygods. -'Quit being such a dickhead, Brett!' -Flight of the Conchords. Stop being such dicks. :-( -All forces that will be participating must be within the battlefield limits upon start, no late arrivals. -Don't be a wuss, if you lose, you lose. -Don't be a bastard, you won, get over it, you can brag when you actually win the war. 34 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanrahan 2983 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Hob brandybuck sharpens his shovel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted August 10, 2015 /kill We win! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bangi 104 Share Posted August 10, 2015 One day alts are good right? *Prepares his war shovel* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloakedsphere 1471 Share Posted August 10, 2015 .nodus .spinhack .rapidfirebow 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cmack1028 549 Share Posted August 10, 2015 the brotherhood of shovels begins mass-producing power shovels... 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I've seen some bad jokes, but this makes my memes look like gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCabra (Soda) 1519 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 I've seen some bad jokes, but this makes my memes look like gold. Rub this on your butthole man, I promise it'll help! 7 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted August 10, 2015 -snip- I'm not the one who made the war claim. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monomakhos 1849 Share Posted August 10, 2015 This isn't funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fitermon 668 Share Posted August 10, 2015 Did the staff expect the Halflings to ever stop doing what Halflings do? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emp 209 Share Posted August 10, 2015 I'm so angry and I feel like swearing! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCabra (Soda) 1519 Author Share Posted August 10, 2015 9 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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