The Small Take On The Gods

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

The silence breaks as the Skygods begin their discussion, their putrid breath filling the air like poisonous fumes from the throat of a dragon with gingivitis and rotting teeth. A few bark at each other, several grin at each other as they plot the demise of the Little Folk of Goodborough.

 

The Little Folk have not given up yet though. Should fantasy tales bear any semblance of truth, good overcomes evil. The Little Folk will not bear evil to come down upon them without fighting back. The Skygods may take their land from them, but they shan't do so without a damn good fight!

 

 

WARCLAIM

 

Type of battle:

Fight to the Death

 

Time:

This is up to you, Skygods.

 

Side A:

The Good Halflings of Goodborough.
 

Side B:

The Skygods and their brown nosing friends.

 

Location and boundaries: 

Direct area: the village of Goodborough

 
 

Terms of Victory

 

Both sides shall be obligated to utterly decimate the opposing force, showing no quarter. To retreat means to surrender. If a force is routed, the victorious side will be permitted to ride down any stragglers for ten minutes after the result broadcast has been made.

 

Upon Victory For...

 

Side A: Side A, the Halflings, will keep Goodborough and receive an apology/several (10) stacks of gold from the Skygods. The most repugnant of the Skygods must resign and stop being dicks.
 
Side B: Side B, the Skygods and their brown nosing companions, may burn Goodborough to the ground.

 

Rules

-Server Rules

 

-No fake statuses

 

-No returning to battle

 

-This is an open field battle, thus you will not be able to make any alterations to the terrain. Show up, and fight, that is all.

 

-The Halflings will not stop until the blood of the Skygods flows through the village of Goodborough like the Tookwater did with water in Branborough. We will not back down. Piss off.

 

-No potions or golden apples.

 

-No Godmode, Skygods.

 

-'Quit being such a dickhead, Brett!' -Flight of the Conchords. Stop being such dicks. :-(

 

-All forces that will be participating must be within the battlefield limits upon start, no late arrivals.

 

-Don't be a wuss, if you lose, you lose.

 

-Don't be a bastard, you won, get over it, you can brag when you actually win the war.

[Hanrahan 2983]

Hob brandybuck sharpens his shovel.

[Moot 1719]

/kill

We win!

[Bangi 104]

One day alts are good right?

*Prepares his war shovel*

 

 

[Cloakedsphere 1471]

.nodus .spinhack .rapidfirebow 

[cmack1028 549]

the brotherhood of shovels begins mass-producing power shovels...

[Lark 2227]

I've seen some bad jokes, but this makes my memes look like gold.

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

I've seen some bad jokes, but this makes my memes look like gold.

 

Rub this on your butthole man, I promise it'll help!

 

[Lark 2227]

-snip-

 

I'm not the one who made the war claim.

[Monomakhos 1849]

This isn't funny.

[Rassidic 470]

[Shadeleaf 1021]

[Fitermon 668]

Did the staff expect the Halflings to ever stop doing what Halflings do?

[Emp 209]

I'm so angry and I feel like swearing!

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]