The Day Snow Melted

[the 1 bow 1112]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v89Wkjgfmsw

In the days leading up to the battle the Orcs were growing restless. Every time they had tried to raid or engage the Snow Elves and their allies, they would turn tail and run. Cowards. This angered the Rex and his Orcs alike, for what is a foe if they do not stand and fight?

 

But the time came when they could not flee. The day snow melted.

 

Rex Kahn'Braduk looked at what he had named, the Iron Waaagh. His army of the most elite warriors known to Vailor. Not only was it made up of the infamous Krughai, soldiers of the Holy Orenian Empire, the Grand Kingdom of Urguan, the Province of Laureh'lin, the Protectorate of Haelun'or, the Enclave of Karakatua, Hallowvale Contracting and the Flays stood beside the Green Tide to end the parasites who referred to themselves as the Snow Elves. It was an Iron Tide, ready to stand awash in blood. The forces rallied, and the forces marched.

 

The horde released their respective battle cries,

"FOR METZLI"

"AVE ORENIA!"

"ARUUUUUUUUUU"

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

 

"WE ARE URUKZ, WEH DU NUB KNEEL. KLAMBER, WID AH HART OB ZTEEL. ZKORCHIN, IZ DA DEZERTZ ZPRAY. ZNOW ELF DETH IZ ON IDZ WAY. AZ ZMUG K*NTZ YOUVE HAD YOR WAY. EACH PUZZEH MUZT DIE WUN DAY"

 

The first thing that the Iron Waaagh noted, was the distinct smell of urine. The enemy seemed to have lost control of their bladder. It was then, that they saw the opposing army. Knees shaking, teeth chattering and hands trembling they waited death, regret sprawled across their pale faces. And death would be granted. The battle began and it was an immediate sweep of gore, cries of mercy echoing through the mountainous terrain. No mercy was granted. None survived. 

 

The Rex cleaned his huge battleaxe, Gorefather, picking flesh from its Alt'yaika teeth blade. A grunt came over, holding the Grand Prince's head. 

 

"Da munkz will rezurekt him, nub dowt. Fine. More tikz tu flat em. Hur, ah never even learned iz name."

 

Those who would pass the desert would notice the Grand Prince's head spiked, as well as a buffet of decapitated, impaled, mangled, disembowelled bodies littering the walls of Gundz'koth.

 

Dont poke the monster.

Fear the Iron Tide

[HeroOfDuLoc 1935]

Fizldank continues to chant, even after the battle is done. Then digging his axe into a barely alive Snelf.

"Uruk-Hai! Graz Golug grishûr Enhrohk! Uruk-hai nar matza aarsh!"

Edited October 10, 2015 by Fizldank

[llora 2]

Bloody glorious

[lawnmowerman 3040]

Upon the gates of the Princedom's main city are mounted three heads, all on pikes. The head of Rex Kahn'Braduk is flanked by the heads of Wargoth Glumpuz'Gorkil and Wargoth Azged'Lur.

 

((Good fight, minus the lag. Eugh.))

"Huh, odd that they're set on pikes, since there wasn't anyone left to put them there." comments Samuel of Hadvar.

[HeroOfDuLoc 1935]

Fizldank scratches his head, wondering how those heads were placed up there when Glumpuz, Azged, and Kahn are standing only a bit away from him.

((mfw only Jonificus died.

[Angmarzku 1251]

The Hammer takes off the Iron Uzg banner and his helmet looking over the battlefield

"Dah znuw albai have bleed fur dah lazt tymeh..."

The Hammer smiles and leaves the battlefield with a couple of snow elf heads

Edited October 10, 2015 by Angmarzku

[The King Of The Moon 7016]

The four Mali'Aheral soldiers would return to their citadel of silver with zero casualties, carrying the blood of five Mali'Fenn lessers on their hands. The thick red footprints of bloodied snow staining the gatehouse would be the only loss to the people of Haelun'or. The Urukhai have proved to be a mighty ally.
 

As the veil of impure frost would melt, the land would breathe once more and natural purity would flourish in victory.

Edited October 10, 2015 by Mordew

[Silent™ 552]

((We still have your head and a wargoth anyway so.. you know. We have more of your heads :D

Sylen Drayzont takes the head of the Rex, then sticks a wooden shaft into the neck cavity. He then goes over to the Palace's waste pipe and uses his head on a pole to clean out the crap. After he is done, he goes and dumps the head back on the pike, then washes himself off.

[Jonificus 2763]

Fizldank scratches his head, wondering how those heads were placed up there when Glumpuz, Azged, and Kahn are standing only a bit away from him.

((mfw only Jonificus died.

((i have ptsd now, what ******* luck)

[LaCabra (Soda) 1519]

In the Uzg, Grothmar'Gorkil proudly brandishes the heads of seven enemies from the battle. His trophies dangle lifelessly from his belt, giving Grothmar the stink of death that any decent orc should have.

[Samoblivion 532]

((Um, do you have a screenshot of Kahn's death? Because he didn't fall in the battle lol. Only Jonificus got killed.))

[Mj. 697]

Wem states simply "haha rest in peace most powerful enemy is the time freezing gods"

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

The Vandalore hands out a payment of 400 mina to Hallowvale Contracting's workers - an equal cut of the contract money. A light chanting is heard among them as each Vander receives pay...

 

The Vanders in the cut that's on E, down for whatever 'cause the Vanders roll deep.
Finger on the trigger, bandana round the Mac. Ride through the hood with a cup full of yack.

Edited October 10, 2015 by §hady Tale§

[Samoblivion 532]

((Um, do you have a screenshot of Kahn's death? Because he didn't fall in the battle lol. Only Jonificus got killed.))

((We have his head from a prior engagement, the one where coalition forces raided the Uzg. If you need screenshots of the mc item, I can provide.))

((Ah right. Prior engagement then, not from the battle as insinuated. Thanks, just checking.))

[the 1 bow 1112]

The Rex sits, alive on his throne as the Orcs celebrate the victory. The spare heads that could not fit on the Uzg's walls sat in the Rex Palace, unflayed. Permanent screams ladled across their expressions. Kahn's most trusted friend and Goblin servant Larty Wun Eye walked over away from the celebration to speak to his old friend who sat stern and dominant. 

 

"Lat planned diz, frum da beginin?" The Goblin asked. The Rex nodded with a chuckle. "Lat played dem frum da ztart."

 

"Mhrm. Frum da moment dey kame tu raid uz. Ah neva intended tu pay dere liddle 'Iron Price.' Hur. Ah led dem believe id, led dem grow softa den dere originalleh wer. Zoh whilzt dey zat zmug, finkin dey had da upperhahnd bekoz ah led dem fink dat, ah waited foh da rite tik. Dey hahd dere chanze. Now dere znow wil turn to rain. Ah zhower ob tearz, beggin fohr mercy.

 

Hur hur. Idz nub like leadin ub tu da battle dey didnt zend mi birdz pleading foh mercy anyway."