Org_The_Robo 288 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) Haense Farming Laws Crop rotation: -Law: After every 10 harvests, soil must be turned and tilled, as well as a changing of crop. -Purpose: To keep soil rich and fertile, ensuring that farm fields are healthy for generations to come. Diversification of Crops: -Law: All farm fields must contain at least ⅕ carrots, 1/10 melons, ⅕ Potatoes, 1/10 sugarcane and must have ample amounts of coca plants to be processed into cocaine for Hansae soldiers. Settlements must also provide a cattle farm, having at least 1 animal per 5 citizens. -Purpose: To provide the people of Oren with a more nutrient rich diet, aiming to make peasants more productive and jocular. Cocaine and more protein filled rations can be given to soldiers for increased speed, stamina, focus, and strength. Heritage Examination: -Law: All new strains, species, or breed of crop must be presented to The Chief Agricultural Examiner. -Purpose: To ensure that all new strains, species, and breeds of crops are of good heritage and will provide proper nutrition and sustenance for the people of Oren. Rabbit Menace: -Law: All rabbits are to be slaughtered on sight. None shall breed, care for, or harbor any rabbit beast. -Purpose: To protect the precious farm land of Oren from threat of rabbit pesk. . Replanting: -Law: All crops must be replanted immediately after being harvested. -Purpose: To ensure that farm fields are not left barren, and to keep the people from hunger. Punishment: Breaking any of the above laws will be met with immediate arrest and set trial with The Chief Agricultural Examiner in Port Vydrik. Enforcement Agency: Contact Rengar or any member of The Plantation Police. Edited November 10, 2015 by Org_The_Robo 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Birdnerdy 1539 Share Posted November 9, 2015 (edited) "Does he mean Haense, or does Hansae just sound nice?" comments Godric. Edited November 9, 2015 by Birdnerdy 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Org_The_Robo 288 Author Share Posted November 9, 2015 "I dun give a **** how it's spelled" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloriaPreussens 798 Share Posted November 10, 2015 Aulfr is glad these laws don't apply in Saltstone for they are the definition of insane Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
yopplwasupxxx 5946 Share Posted November 10, 2015 "Good thing I live in Haense, not Hansae." 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Org_The_Robo 288 Author Share Posted November 10, 2015 Rengar decides to edit the document and spell Haense correctly 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloriaPreussens 798 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Aulfr wants to know how cocaine is made from cocoa beans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ark 2835 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Karl Barbanov puts one thumb up from the grave. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Urguani 35 Share Posted November 17, 2015 Ser Sinan Hoxha the Carpet Merchant supports these laws wholeheartedly.He kneels down beside the small patch of carrots he owns. A small child of no more than 8 years kneels by him. Sinan picks up some frozen dirt, rubbing it between his fingers."Smell this Habib?" inquires the ruselord"No sir" replies the childSinan slaps the skinny boy"You are subhuman filth" says Sinan"Yes Sir" rebuts the sharp mouthed wretch"Quiet or I will eat you" says Sinan"Now, where was I?" rhetorically inquires the colorful man "Oh yes, the dirt""See child this dirt is the healthiest dirt in all of Oren. Do you smell its flowery odor? Do you feel its velvety softness"The boy nods. Sinan clouts the sassy lad"This dirt makes the carrots extra orange and extra extra good for your eyes, its a fact, my liege told it to me"The boy does not reply. He is unconscious as Sinan does not feed him. Sinan continues to talk, paying no mind to the weak child."Soon, all of oren will be eating our carrots you'll see! I'll make sure these carrots are as orange and as good for your eyes as they can be or the creator smite me!" Proclaims Sinan, before returning to his tent outside the castle, leaving the boy to the wolves. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted November 20, 2015 Eath'Lur releases a bunch of rabbits upon the fields, not caring after all. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekyNolan 5420 Share Posted March 13, 2016 Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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