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John Ivory

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An advertisement can be seen in the local newspaper. It reads the following.

 

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IN NEED OF WORK

Beelzebub

  • Human
  • Male
  • Twenty-five
  • No skills to note, but can learn!
  • Interested in all types of employ besides prostitution and soldiery
  • Wages and work to be discussed

 

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Contact information is provided at the bottom of the advertisement, for those interested.

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I am in need of a wench

*500 mina bid*

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As the dwarf sat in his simple home reading the daily paper he noticed a oddly ***** advertisement "Hmm.. Seems dis uman' is in need o work." He would say while throwing the paper into his fireplace  "There ye' are lad! got ye' some proper work for ye!" The Frostbeard would yell whilst dropping his pants to take a leak onto the burning newspaper.

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Need someone who can warm up the horses for me

no minas, paid in experience 

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"Suh fekin rude" Hellio murmurs at the sight of the other Frostbeard as he prepares a bird that will hopefully get to Felsen, and somehow to Beelzebub: "If you are still in need of a job, I could use a willing woodworking assistant. Contact me if you're interested."

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Abram would swiftly reply to the man:

 

"We need barkeeps at the Elephant and Castle my friend!"

 

 

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"If this lad needs work he should join the amounts their doing fuckin great for a merchant shop"

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Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

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