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"Kaisle "Blood Diamond" duly charges the owners of this establishment with sodomy on the foundation of their attempted seduction of his person. Investigation and trial shall ensue. GOD have mercy on your soul." -Kaisle "Blood Diamond" in accordance with His Holiness, Lucien III.

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A young istrian boy falls forward as Arthur laughs, rubbing his sore bum which Arthur had been so joyously sodomizing. "M'lord... Did oy fail? Please.. Oi'm sorre... Dunt send meh ta live on tha streets again.. The stench o piss is too much get meh!"

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5 hours ago, xxx said:

"Kaisle "Blood Diamond" duly charges the owners of this establishment with sodomy on the foundation of their attempted seduction of his person. Investigation and trial shall ensue. GOD have mercy on your soul." -Kaisle "Blood Diamond" in accordance with His Holiness, Lucien III.

 

they are charged on the omnipotent influence and respected word of house Roswell, so prestegious the name, so say he 

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3 hours ago, Lojo613 said:

A young istrian boy falls forward as Arthur laughs, rubbing his sore bum which Arthur had been so joyously sodomizing. "M'lord... Did oy fail? Please.. Oi'm sorre... Dunt send meh ta live on tha streets again.. The stench o piss is too much get meh!"

 

The Orenian Printing Company duly charges the owner of Istria and his half wit Darkie with sodomy on the foundation of their attempted seduction of his person and the testimonies of the young Istria boys. A full Investigation and trial shall ensue. GOD have mercy on your soul." - The Orenian Printin Company in accordance with His Holiness, Lucien III.

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Adriana Fournier holds the first issue of Felsen Times in her hands. She would seem very entertained as she thumbed through it. "Amusing and informative" she'd say before stuffing the newsletter into her satchel and heading back the Riveryn.

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Sigh's "T'is na't a plague A' 'ave, t'is a curse!"

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59 minutes ago, Jentos said:

Sigh's "T'is na't a plague A' 'ave, t'is a curse!"

 

The curse of being a sodomite.

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An Istrian lad, shocked at the news but too illiterate to respond justly, grabs hold of his golden saxophonand plays out his response!

 

 

 

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6 hours ago, Vege said:

 

The Orenian Printing Company duly charges the owner of Istria and his half wit Darkie with sodomy on the foundation of their attempted seduction of his person and the testimonies of the young Istria boys. A full Investigation and trial shall ensue. GOD have mercy on your soul." - The Orenian Printin Company in accordance with His Holiness, Lucien III.

"I'm going to beat your sodomite friends face in again. And for you my friend I shall assume the position of my threats, your head shall be replaced into your mothers womb and your birth reversed by my hand alone"

 

*Puts on his firefighter pants*

"You my friend, are about to get exterminated"

*Discharges fire extinguisher* 

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1 hour ago, xxx said:

"I'm going to beat your sodomite friends face in again. And for you my friend I shall assume the position of my threats, your head shall be replaced into your mothers womb and your birth reversed by my hand alone"

 

*Puts on his firefighter pants*

"You my friend, are about to get exterminated"

*Discharges fire extinguisher* 

 

We will see when it comes to trial.

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Joseph would despair on the crossword puzzle.

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Grumar'Gorkil uses the Felsen Times to make a paper mache mask vaguely resembling a boar.

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Jentos snarls "A'd be pretty happy if A' was tha' d'fend me' land with only for men, that be' courage! That be' strong men!"

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