A Captured Caliphess - Ransom

[AGP 3169]

Bertrand frowns, "This woman should not be murdered for the crimes of others..."

[YouKnowItsJuno 269]

Back in the Caliphate, the young emir Fakhri Kharadeen paces back and forth, fists clenched. He shoots glances at his father, who makes the preparations to send representatives.

 

They have my mother, He repeats in his head. They have her.... What about my sisters? What about me? They take away a wife and mother for the things my grandfather did and for my father who wishes to preserve the Qalasheen people. I'll gut them... I'll gut every last one of them... starting with Nafis Yar. Traitor!

[Skippy 2466]

1 hour ago, AGiantPie said:

Bertrand frowns, "This woman should not be murdered for the crimes of others..."

Thorgran would quickly go to correct Bertrand, "Oh, but the Hallowvale men are the ones who betrayed Vandoria! And now their barbaric ways are resorting to kidnapping and ransoms to cope with it!"

[wytch 870]

A wandering Doomforged catches wind of this news whilst on his way to the Caliphate, after heaving a great sigh, he spoke to himself, "W'y is dere alwehs somethin' bad going on? Can weh honestleh never 'ave peace? W'y do I bot'er anymore.." He grumbled quietly, simply walking on to the Caliphate to consult Arlen on these matters.

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

A messenger, accompanied by two guards, delivers a new scroll with a counter-offer, presenting it directly to Nafis himself. The scroll would read...

 

"Dear Nafis Yar,

 

Shame upon you for conducting the tactics of cowardice, to kidnap and endanger a woman who is but a loving mother. Imagine, would Zahrah approve of this? Regardless, know your tactics has gone unnoticed, forcing us to stoop so low as to follow your own path.

 

By this time, you might have noticed that your beloved daughter is no where to be seen. She is in our humble and protective care now, living within a room in the palace filled with proper furnishing, a warm bed, water, and only but the finest of foods. I hope you offer the same hospitality to Irsia, for you are still Qalasheen. I hope you have not forsaken your traditions, young Nafis.

 

Know my blood boils with hatred and deep sadness. You have taken my beloved son away from me, Nafis. My Sultan, my young Malik. Your actions brought irreversible pain upon my heart, I can no longer sleep because of this... No father should ever have to bury their child, and I know your mind boggles even at the thought of you having to bury Almas, god forbids.

 

But, know I still have compassion dwelling within my soul. I will not bring harm to Almas as I know she is your everything, she is all you have left within this world. I will not do to her what you have done to the innocent people of Khalestine, for I am no savage. But, if I am forced to do the unthinkable, then I will do it for the safety and prosperity of my people. With that comes my counter offer.

 

~+~

On behalf of Nafis Yar/The Spring Rebellion to The Caliphate of Khalestine

• The safe return of Irsia Kharadeen and any other hostages you might have taken.
• The disbandment and end of your rebellion.
• The end of hostilities between both parties.
• The return of Ard-Ghorrock to the Vanderguan Empire, which will be directly under the care of Clan Orvar.
• The return of Malik Kharadeen's body for proper burial.

 

On behalf of The Caliphate of Khalestine to Nafis Yar/The Spring Rebellion

• The safe return of Almas Yar.
• The end of hostilities between both parties.
• Compensation of 4,000 minas for the loss of your homestead, along with the return of your argilas.
• The direct care of Ard-ghorrock by Clan Orvar.
• The allowance of the Spring Rebellion Qalasheen to roam the lands of Khalestine once more without discriminatory incident.
• The removal of the title 'Al-Jaban' from Nafis Yar.
• Discussion on a new settlement for you and your people, if you so wish to live within the lands of Khalestine once more.

~+~

 

I offer these terms in good hope and in true honesty as Allah bears witness to these words I write. I swear by His holy name that these terms will be carried out without any trickery or sudden adjustments, if you so choose to accept them. 

 

End this war, Nafis Yar. Stop the bloodshed between our people and let us live in peace once more.

 

Signed,

Imam of Khalestine

Faiz Kharadeen

"

 

The scroll is stamped officially with the Kharadeen coat of arms. The messenger would bow his head as he hurries off alongside the guards.

[HappyShackles 886]

A response is penned to the ex-Caliph from Ard'Ghorrock,

 

Dear Sheep Fucker

 

Each time that I read a word you have written, my head aches in agony. You are a thorn in my ass, a ridiculous snake. Toothless and stupid. You are not clever or powerful. At times I often have my stable boy, whose brain is damaged severely from a mule's kick, decipher your idiotic ramblings.

 

I enjoy every moment that you suffer, for you are a heartless man who knows only cowardice and hate. I have no opinion to offer on your petty squabbles with your fellow Qalasheen, but the wife of your son is mine, Ard'Ghorrock is mine, and soon your head will be mine. I will carve through Vandoria, ripping your lands to shred so that never again may you threaten the sanctity of this world by sending people to die who have no vested interested in your cowardly ramblings, like an injured dog who barks and snaps but never bites.

 

Threatening Nafis with the death of his child may do a great deal to effect the man, but you are an idiot to believe that I would let Nafis make any sort of trade with sodomites or sheep fuckers such as yourself.

 

Of course, your folk who choose not to fight, to cast off your tiny, arbitrary leadership, they will know peace. As for you...

 

Your life will be hell, Faiz Kharadeen, till the day you die.

 

Prince Charles of Furnestock

Holy Knight of the Ashen Urn

 

 

 

 

[Imam Faiz Kharadeen 3167]

1 hour ago, HappyShackles said:

A response is penned to the ex-Caliph from Ard'Ghorrock,

 

Dear Sheep Fucker

 

Each time that I read a word you have written, my head aches in agony. You are a thorn in my ass, a ridiculous snake. Toothless and stupid. You are not clever or powerful. At times I often have my stable boy, whose brain is damaged severely from a mule's kick, decipher your idiotic ramblings.

 

I enjoy every moment that you suffer, for you are a heartless man who knows only cowardice and hate. I have no opinion to offer on your petty squabbles with your fellow Qalasheen, but the wife of your son is mine, Ard'Ghorrock is mine, and soon your head will be mine. I will carve through Vandoria, ripping your lands to shred so that never again may you threaten the sanctity of this world by sending people to die who have no vested interested in your cowardly ramblings, like an injured dog who barks and snaps but never bites.

 

Threatening Nafis with the death of his child may do a great deal to effect the man, but you are an idiot to believe that I would let Nafis make any sort of trade with sodomites or sheep fuckers such as yourself.

 

Of course, your folk who choose not to fight, to cast off your tiny, arbitrary leadership, they will know peace. As for you...

 

Your life will be hell, Faiz Kharadeen, till the day you die.

 

Prince Charles of Furnestock

Holy Knight of the Ashen Urn

 

 

 

 

A letter is returned, via bird carrier this time, giving a small but beautifully crafted note to Charles of Furnestock.

 

"Dunamis."

[Bogrin 120]

1 hour ago, HappyShackles said:

A response is penned to the ex-Caliph from Ard'Ghorrock,

 

Dear Sheep Fucker

 

Each time that I read a word you have written, my head aches in agony. You are a thorn in my ass, a ridiculous snake. Toothless and stupid. You are not clever or powerful. At times I often have my stable boy, whose brain is damaged severely from a mule's kick, decipher your idiotic ramblings.

 

I enjoy every moment that you suffer, for you are a heartless man who knows only cowardice and hate. I have no opinion to offer on your petty squabbles with your fellow Qalasheen, but the wife of your son is mine, Ard'Ghorrock is mine, and soon your head will be mine. I will carve through Vandoria, ripping your lands to shred so that never again may you threaten the sanctity of this world by sending people to die who have no vested interested in your cowardly ramblings, like an injured dog who barks and snaps but never bites.

 

Threatening Nafis with the death of his child may do a great deal to effect the man, but you are an idiot to believe that I would let Nafis make any sort of trade with sodomites or sheep fuckers such as yourself.

 

Of course, your folk who choose not to fight, to cast off your tiny, arbitrary leadership, they will know peace. As for you...

 

Your life will be hell, Faiz Kharadeen, till the day you die.

 

Prince Charles of Furnestock

Holy Knight of the Ashen Urn

 

 

 

 

If a smelly peasant were to ever read the missive (which he very likely would not), he would not find the manner in which Charles communicates to be not particularly fitting of a so called "Holy Knight." It would perhaps be more akin to something the smelly peasant himself were to write, if he were struck by a sudden bout of aggressive arrogance.

Edited January 26, 2016 by Bogrin
added "not" before particularly

[HappyShackles 886]

17 hours ago, Ⓢⓚⓘⓟⓟⓨ said:

A response is penned to the Prince from Al'Wakrah,

 

Dear Child Molester

 

Each time that I read a word you have written, my head aches in agony. You are a thorn in my ass, a ridiculous snake. Toothless and stupid. You are not clever or powerful. At times I worry for your stable boy, whose brain is damaged severely from your disgusting antics, the poor lad.

 

I cringe every moment that you speak, for you are an evil man who knows only pedophilia and hate. I have no opinion to offer on your petty affairs with your actions towards children, but the crown of your father is mine, and soon your head will be mine. I will carve through Ard'Ghorrock, ripping your balls to shred so that never again may you threaten the sanctity of any child by sending yourself onto them.

 

Threatening Faiz with the death of his son's wife may do a great deal to effect the man, but you are an idiot to believe that I would let Faiz make any sort of trade with children fucker or faggots such as yourself.

 

Of course, your folk who choose not to fight, to cast off your strange, 'noble' leadership, they will know peace. As for you...

 

Your life will be hell, Charles of Furnestock, "Holy Knight" of the Ashen Urn, till the day you die.

 

Abdul-Bari

Free willed fighter of Vandoria

Charles wipes his ass with the plagiarized letter.

[KarmaDelta 969]

21 minutes ago, HappyShackles said:

Charles wipes his ass with the plagiarized letter.

 

Durack would wipe Charles' own response via pictures taken of such a heinous and disgusting act, along with his trips to the child adoption centers around Vailor, and begins to make copies of it and begins to spread it around Vailor.

 

Hopefully he will understand that now calling people sheep touchers is just as bad as touching defenseless orphans.

[trinn 5146]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.