A Captured Caliphess - Ransom

[Reckless Banzai Screamer 15456]

A ransom note is made public in Vanderguan and the rest of Vailor.

 

 

"Dear Arlen Kharadeen,

 

For bending knee to Harold IV and the half-men, you have betrayed the Qalasheen and Vander people. The blood of Shaheen Alame of the Northern Bank is on your hands - after demanding he surrender and he complies, you strangle him. You are no Holy Man, no voice of Allah. And reparations must be made.

 

We have your wife, Irsia Kharadeen. You are to respond in 24 Khali Hours or your wife will be executed. Our demands are simple, as they are either equal to what was stolen.

 

Demands are as follows:

10,000 minas. (For the property and livestock stolen).

30 Diamonds.

A carbanium pickaxe.

A crate of Iron blocks (64).

Five Hookahs (Brewing Stands).

72 Khali Hours for us to clear the insurgency compound of our belongings (region perms for that set time to clear furniture, etc.)

Anything else that was stolen.

 

You may send up to TWO representatives. They will meet at the double portcullis at Ard Ghorrock UNARMED. If the demands are not met or if you attempt to trap us, then your wife will die.

 

Best wishes,

Nafis."

[Malocchio 983]

Saharfajhari gives a wry smirk of approval to such, wringing her hands together as she hawkishly eyes the claimed 'Caliphess' from afar. Once again, she sets her pipe alight, exhaling an exaggerated cloud of smoke into the dull air.

 

"She's not worth that lot- but surely Arlen cares enough for her return . . ." she muses into darkening environment, reeling further inside her temporary place of residence. 

[Elvrohir Aureon 210]

"An awfully steep price if you ask me."

 

Elv goes back to writing the Sirame Schedule.

[Skippy 2466]

"These people are terrorists. It is t'ey who betrayed t'e Vandorian people," Thorgran would remark.

[Hiebe 2493]

(Arnt all rebellions at this time null and void?)

[KarmaDelta 969]

"T'a's whoi yer people 'ave concubines." , says Durack

[Bogrin 120]

Some smelly peasants hear the news. "Let her die" they say, returning to their work.

[ThumperJack 927]

A Doomforged hears of this, and shakes his head while staring into the fire of his camp "Per'aps t'ere's somethin' ah can duh ta' 'elp." He packs his small amount of items, then starts on the trek to the Caliphate.

[Imi 425]

Irsia would be in her comfortable chambers in the keep, hands bound. She'd spot Sahar from some distance away, smirking lightly as the two women exchange glances. She'd tut quietly, promptly averting her gaze, "Sinful *****.." She'd mutter to herself, readjusting her skirts.

[Mrlollytime 102]

Shynys raises a critical eyebrow at the captured women. "Really that hair with that dress, she deserves to be in that cage." "Madam would never even step a foot out of the Palace in that mess." 

[Arctic_Guard 1068]

"Not even worth the effort," says Rilkor snuggly tucked away in his den.

[AGP 3169]

1 hour ago, Hiebe said:

(Arnt all rebellions at this time null and void?)

Rebellions in the form of warclaims, yes. People can still Rply do stuff.

[Ford 1996]

"No wench is worth that much," sighed Archembalt. "Hardly worth the time or effort. This is why you don't get into relationships, especially in such a position like a Caliph."

[Rig 17581]

"If it's necessary,"  states Gareth Hawthorne with a slight grimace. 

[dm420 186]

"AUNT IRSIA!" the child screams as he reads.