Hiding Chests: A Halfling Guide

[Free The Hobbits 859]

Hey you! You must have a lot of beautiful pixels that you want to protect from Orcs, Goblins, and Ghouls! Feeling down that you aren't allowed to have locked chests and fearing for your safety you may be hesitant to even bother with a burrow in Willow Hollow, but fear not because there is an effective, and safe way to store your precious pixels. This method has been used effectively through generations of Halflings so without further ado "Hiding Chests: A Halfling Guide"

 

Step 1:

Take out your chest, you won't be needing a chest out in the open

 

Step 2:

Find a good hiding spot, somewhere it is both convenient for you and out of the way of other burrows, and would be robbers. Some good locations include between walls, under rugs, or really anywhere you can hide the chest because well it's really not hard to hide a block. For the sake of the guide I'll be making a new hiding spot in my own burrow. 

 

Step 3:

Cover your chest, take a step back and savor in your work. You have saved yourself both the trouble of receiving a good shoveling and losing an entire town's worth of goods because you aren't allowed to use locks in your burrow. I hope that you guys use this guide because it took me nearly all day to edit the screenshots and write up all the steps. I wrote this because well we lost a lot of stuff over the past month but we aren't really going to change the stance on locks because it doesn't really matter it's just pixels. Remember not to share your secret locations with /too/ many people.

[FireTruckBoy420 0]

thanks

 

[KarmaDelta 969]

Thanks, now I can rob Halflings with this KNAWLEDGE.

[dm420 186]

I'm sure halflings always do that. Within the top of their head, without a guide, lmao..

 

But anyways, good guide!

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An orc reads a copy, rubbing his hands as he prepares for the next raid.

[Cat Evocation 3728]

38 minutes ago, KarmaDelta said:

Thanks, now I can rob Halflings with this KNAWLEDGE.

 

"TEAR DOWN THE WALLS AND CARPETS MEN"

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47 minutes ago, امين said:

I'm sure halflings always do that. Within the top of their head, without a guide, lmao..

 

But anyways, good guide!

I thought that too, but apparently we don't

[Kim 1328]

2 hours ago, امين said:

I'm sure halflings always do that. Within the top of their head, without a guide, lmao..

 

But anyways, good guide!

Spoiler

ill spoil the real intent of this thread:

he is salty that all the halflings things were stolen because they aren't allowed locks!!!

down with halfling oppression!

 

[tea with Gwyn 218]

free the hobbits

 

down with oppressive elven male cis scum

[Free The Hobbits 859]

1 hour ago, Kimbap said:

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ill spoil the real intent of this thread:

he is salty that all the halflings things were stolen because they aren't allowed locks!!!

down with halfling oppression!

 

I'm really not, we're done building and we've already stolen more materials. Be my guest to accuse me of anything but I'm not particularly salty about anything.

[Kim 1328]

chill it is a joke hahahhahahaha

now we can go home because laughing time is apparently over

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