Come one, Come all! [Friday, May 27th, 5pm EST]

[Kardel 1054]

 

Spoiler

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jYMHb1mtvw

 

Come one, Come all!

Come to the Ministra Family's Circus and Fair!

  

 

YOU THERE!

 

Are you tired of suffering through those day-to-day worries of dying of the plague, or going mad before getting married? Of evading witches perpetually trying to steal your soul and of surviving wars that just never seem to end? Of Qalasheen men terrorizing your friends and families? Well, we don't have the solution to that! 

 

BUT WE DO HAVE FUN AND GAMES TO DIVERT YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR SUFFERING.

^{Which is not necessarily a good way to resolve your problems.}

 

Come to the Ministra circus and experience it in all of its exotic glory! There are activities for all peoples: the warriors, the priests, the children and the rouges can all try their skills at various games and competitions!

 

Perhaps you consider yourself a strong, powerful individual! Then Brüno's über-Fantastisch Starker Mann Konkurrenz is right for you! Come try your hand at swinging Bruno's überhammer and see how high you can score!

 

Oh, ja!

 

Or maybe you think of yourself as a great warrior! No matter! You shall be put to the test at the fighting pits, where you can choose to fight either man or beast! Wage your Ministra Tickets to fight in a competition and determine who the greatest warrior among those brave men registered would be! Or, risk your health and safety and take on the Scourge of the South, the biggest Direwolf man, orc, elf, dwarf, or kharajyr has ever laid their eyes upon for a hefty reward!

 

How dangerous and exhilarating!

 

For our non-militant visitors, there are a variety of games to partake in that are (mostly) safe! Perhaps you would like to try your skill at climbing the greasy pole! Or perhaps you would attempt to hit all the targets at the archery range! For those who fashion themselves as romantics, mayhaps you would want to try and please mistress Ministra at her kissing booth with your unparalleled intimate skills!

 

A true beauty

 

And after a hard day's worth of gambling, gaming, and circus-going, one may exchange their accumulated Ministra Tickets from various victories at the Ministra Exchange for prizes and suveneirs including, but not limited to:

 

Stuffed Animals made out of 100% genuine animal!

Fanciful rings and jewelries made out of crystallized, tree-tapped resin that look just as if they were made of real gold!

Weapons of varying qualities!

The Axe of Kurg!

The Hammer of Urgaun!

The Crown of Horne!

And the highest prize of them all, the exonerated, honorable title of the Lord of the Craft!

 

The above are but a sliver of the prizes and activities present at the circus! The full list of activities is as follows:

 

1. Pit fights! Wager your minas in a collective competition and win the prize pool!

2. Direwolf fight! Fight the monstrous scourge of the south for a hefty prize in ministra tickets!

3. Spleef! This classic game played by small children is in fact fun for all ages!

4. Archery Competition! Test your marksmanship in the most self explanatory activity there is!

5. Fun house! Purposely lose yourself in a maze for the sake of having fun, and cry when you can't get out!

6. Food stand! There is nothing more fun than putting on that extra weight necessary to survive the winter!

7. Petting zoo! Touch an array of putrid animals!

8. Ministra's kissing booth! Kiss the bearded lady herself!

9. Climb the greased pole! Reach the top of this pole for a hefty prize!

10. Dunk tank! Dunk an actor that looks like one of various nation leaders!

11. Strongman game! Use a hammer and see how far you can drive the projectile in this classic circus game!

12. Vidra's fortune telling! Get your fortune read by a swarthy lady in colorful robes that might or might not be a true southron!

 13. Boat races! Race against your opponents across the sea!

14. Minecart escapade! Experience an exhilarating and dubiously secured ride!

15. OPEN MARKET! RENT OUT A TENT AND PEDDLE YOUR OWN WARES!

16. A variety of freaks and weirdos!

17. AND MORE!

All are welcome! Children advised to bring a responsible adult!

^{The Ministra Circus does not hold itself responsible for any damages, including but in no way limited to: abduction, trauma, post traumatic stress, death, mortal damage, non-mortal damage of varying degrees, theft of property, insanity, et cetera.}

 

A CART WILL BE WAITING FOR ALL CIRCUS-GOERS AT THE CLOUD TEMPLE DOCKS!

((Portal opens on Friday, May 27th, 5 PM EST.))

WE HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

Advertising done right

[Trenchist 864]

Hey that was my ET idea ;-;

GL

[Archbishop 1784]

"How does one run a stall?" ask Sage Mukar.

[Song Druid 1486]

This event is on hold.  Expect it within the next month, we ran into some slight complications when preparing, we want everything to be perfect =)

[Elad™ 560]

Moved to the Archive. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.