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1 hour ago, Jonificus said:

You bolsheviks better stay off our internet. You don't see us talking communist country languages here do ya? No russian, no chinese, no french, no nothin'.

 

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1.9's combat is slow as hell but I really like the concept of shields, new blocks, and the nerfs on various enchantments and armors... it's pretty bleh and to be honest i'd rather have Anthos Nexus combat over 1.9's weird combat design and that's saying something.

 

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2 hours ago, Jonificus said:

Starting to look like a commie convention in here. Let's not forget whose flag is on the moon, Ruskies.

 

By now radiation will have bleached the flag white. Like a surrender.

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I would like to see Sultan Semih's post back to my thread please. The censorship is violating my rights.

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1 hour ago, Roz said:

 

1.9's combat is slow as hell but I really like the concept of shields,

 

The reason 1.9's combat is slow and boring is because of shields. I've been pvping with friends in 1.9 with no shields and it has been significantly faster and more enjoyable. I therefore believe removing shields will drastically improve pvp.

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Go back to your own country, Bolshevik bastard. Just be glad we didn't go after you after we killed Hitler.

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If you **** knew history you would know that the USSR destroyed Hitler and the Nazis, while the US was bitchin with Europe.

And even if you tried you would not have been successful.

CYKA BLYAT

 

https://www.quora.com/Which-country-played-the-greatest-role-in-winning-WW2-Britain-USSR-or-USA

 

USA was only good for manufacturing

While the USSR had the most battles, casualities and caused the most damage to the axis powers

 

 

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If the USSR is so great how come it's not around anymore? History's written by the victors, Ivan. 

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Which side of this triangle is the most important?

They're all tied for first, unless you skew the definition of "greatest role in winning" to suit one of them specifically.

 

 

-The Soviets paid the biggest cost, in terms of lives, and over 9 million men gave the ultimate sacrifice.  They were on the brink of defeat and came back to win it all.

-The British showed astounding resilience, spirit, and strength, and were able to play a critical strategic role.  Their contribution cannot be underestimated, especially since the odds really were against them. Britain halted the German advance in the Battle of Britain, paving the way for a later Allied invasion and causing Hitler to declare war on the USSR in the first place.

-The Americans liberated the Pacific and half of Europe, provided critical material support to Russia and the UK, and generally just totally kicked ass all over the world.  There's a very good reason we were so popular for the next 50 years or so.

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501Warhead singlehandedly made Mojang make 1.9 combat. As a consequence we should blame 501 for all aspects of 1.9. It is the fault of Nexus (the birth father of 1.9 combat) that 1.9 exists. Blame 501. 

 

WE MUST THINK WITH EMOTION, NOT OUR MINDS.

 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

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praise putin, ussr does not exist because it was shitty, but russia was the biggest role in the ussr

so when i say the ussr i actually mean russia

 

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6 minutes ago, Supremacy said:

501Warhead singlehandedly made Mojang make 1.9 combat. As a consequence we should blame 501 for all aspects of 1.9. It is the fault of Nexus (the birth father of 1.9 combat) that 1.9 exists. Blame 501. 

 

WE MUST THINK WITH EMOTION, NOT OUR MINDS.

 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

It is possible to remove stamina but we have not. :L

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20 minutes ago, AGiantPie said:

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Which side of this triangle is the most important?

They're all tied for first, unless you skew the definition of "greatest role in winning" to suit one of them specifically.

 

 

-The Soviets paid the biggest cost, in terms of lives, and over 9 million men gave the ultimate sacrifice.  They were on the brink of defeat and came back to win it all.

-The British showed astounding resilience, spirit, and strength, and were able to play a critical strategic role.  Their contribution cannot be underestimated, especially since the odds really were against them. Britain halted the German advance in the Battle of Britain, paving the way for a later Allied invasion and causing Hitler to declare war on the USSR in the first place.

-The Americans liberated the Pacific and half of Europe, provided critical material support to Russia and the UK, and generally just totally kicked ass all over the world.  There's a very good reason we were so popular for the next 50 years or so.

 

I totall

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I like 1.9

 

 

*Strokes cat menacingly* Yes...yes...talk about WWII...that's it...

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2 hours ago, Supremacy said:

501Warhead singlehandedly made Mojang make 1.9 combat. As a consequence we should blame 501 for all aspects of 1.9. It is the fault of Nexus (the birth father of 1.9 combat) that 1.9 exists. Blame 501. 

 

WE MUST THINK WITH EMOTION, NOT OUR MINDS.

 

WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

We can blame 501 for releasing the update with the invisible horserider bug, with buggy hit detection, etc.

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Wtf is wrong with a bit of communism or collectivism? Better teach those "liberal" fucks a thing or two about collaboration, but watch out, you might learn something. Can you just fly back to your own country on that bald eagle of yours, instead of having "peace-keeping forces" in every corner of the world, *******  'muricans.

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