A Change Of Ways

[PJTips 21]

 

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                                 Alroy would stand in the Ireheart Clan Hall, a disgusted look on his face. 

                            "Dain, ye' rant on an' on about 'ow teh Irehearts 'ave grown inteh being pussehs,

                           w'en yer vereh own sons can nae foight teh save t'eir loives. Yer teh fecken' pusseh. 

                         From t'is day forth, ah'm teh Ireheart Clan Father, an' if' ye' 'ave a problem wit t'at..."

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                                                              "...ye' can honour duel meh fer et."

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[WoodenApples 382]

Elder Oin Ireheart would grumble. "I'll focken kell te's usurper kin killen focker. Ye claim clan father when our clan father es uway un a expedition, dirteh weak *****." Oin would begin sharpening his blade, his fellow Irehearts joining him. "Ye' wunt survive t'eh noight."

[PJTips 21]

Replies swiftly. "Fer 'un, ah'm no feckin' kin' killer. Yer teh 'un sharpening yer knoife to kill 'un of yer k'in en 'is sleep? Seems loike yer teh onleh weak 'un 'ere..."

 

"... an' teh t'ink ah w'us going teh keep ye' as Clan Elder...."

[WoodenApples 382]

5 minutes ago, PJTips said:

Replies swiftly. "Fer 'un, ah'm no feckin' kin' killer. Yer teh 'un sharpening yer knoife to kill 'un of yer k'in en 'is sleep? Seems loike yer teh onleh weak 'un 'ere..."

 

"... an' teh t'ink ah w'us going teh keep ye' as Clan Elder...."

"the t'ink es tha' I dunnae work fer backstabbyers whu dare t'eh question t'eh authority of t'eh Clan Leadah.  Und perhops if ye' are nut su weak, yeh shuld duel Dain insetad uf proclaiming ye' self as Clan Leadah wituout a duel. Fucken scum." He'd spit on Alroy's boot.

[PJTips 21]

"Fighting inside a clan es pointless, end yer chorus of bickering. Ah'm teh leader now, if ye've a problem; ye'll foind meh in moi office."

 

[Rhewen 361]

17 minutes ago, WoodenApples said:

Elder Oin Ireheart would grumble. "I'll focken kell te's usurper kin killen focker. Ye claim clan father when our clan father es uway un a expedition, dirteh weak *****." Oin would begin sharpening his blade, his fellow Irehearts joining him. "Ye' wunt survive t'eh noight."

 

Rhewen stands ready to protect his friend, the whole of the Frostbeards behind him "Ah'd nae beh tuh quick tae draw yer kins blood, Weh stand wif 'im!" he says as he motions back to his company of Frostbeards, they let out a fierce "ARUUUUU ARUUUUUU ARUUUUUU"

[Treaty 1353]

Azkel inspects his weapons within his clan hall " Frostbeards eh wit yeh Alroy. Anehun troies anytin we we wit yeh"

[KarmaDelta 969]

The Flesh Lord's Thrall would be looking from the shadows at the infighting.

[Beamon4 1690]

2 hours ago, WoodenApples said:

"the t'ink es tha' I dunnae work fer backstabbyers whu dare t'eh question t'eh authority of t'eh Clan Leadah.  Und perhops if ye' are nut su weak, yeh shuld duel Dain insetad uf proclaiming ye' self as Clan Leadah wituout a duel. Fucken scum." He'd spit on Alroy's boot.

Dimlin would awake hearing the news sounding off a Hammerfist war horn passing out weapons to the group. "Beware Oin weh are with Alroy if yeh don' let's just say it's go in' tuh be a cold winter" Dimlin states as he marches with the Hammerfist

[Lefty 1696]

"You ******* stupid retarded bastards, stop acting like a bunch of massive ******* ***** or else I'll come back and **** you all up. Remember the fact that you're ******* kin otherwise I'll make you ******* remember. Now stop your in fighting cos it just make you's all look like a bunch of ******* whores with a lust for money, power and a massive cock up yer own arses. Also don't be getting other clans to support you for a claim as Clan Father, if you want to be Clan father, get the support of your damned clansmen. Frostbeards should mind yer own ******* business as we don't get involved in your damn clan" says Bastion

 

((put it in a dwarven accent yourself you ignorant ******* twats))

[shortchangehero 4217]

"T'is man riote 'ere is eh fawkin' panzie lads." Dain would gesture out, "Nu, don't fiote 'im, yeh knuw w'ot?" Dain would sniffle, he'd recently had acquired the flu (My PC stopped working). "If t'is pusseh, wants teh call 'imself clan fatheh, let 'im." He'd giggle to himself.

 

'YEH KICKED OUT TEH FAWKIN' IRE'EARTZ YEH PIECE OF FAWKIN' SHIOTE! GU JOIN TEH FAWKIN' FROSTBEARDZ UR SOMET'IN'! FAWK YEH, STAUNTISTIC GUD FEH NOTHIN' POWER 'UNRY SHIOTE! NU ONE'S GOIN' TEH ACTUALLEH FOLLOW YEH, YEH RETARD!"

 

Dain would calm himself, waddling to bed. He now has a headache.

 

"T'anks feh weedin' out teh traitorz dough, made meh job easieh."

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