Pun Thread

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

I can't help it, but the sound of geese really makes me gaggle.

Three points

[SpodoKaiba 612]

This is less successful than Fury's rep farm. I'm disappointed in myself

[Beordan 219]

Hardly any rep. Just puns for days.

[Neri 3590]

What did the Creator say to the Aengul of the Moon when she showed him the Kharajyr?

 

"I'm immetzli impressed!"

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Freya  said:

What did the Creator say to the Aengul of the Moon when she showed him the Kharajyr?

 

"I'm immetzli impressed!"

Six points

[SpodoKaiba 612]

https://gyazo.com/64abaa2617ef384f3736b5c1baa36c21

 

I'm awarding myself five points for my already made puns. If you don't like it

oh whale

[Wavey 2568]

I don't think I have the balls to juggle more puns. Thinking of puns are like double edged swords, they're sharp and to the point but mine don't seem that punny so I might as well Sorry I'm in a hurry so all of my sentences are run-on. Damn I'm missing good puns but atleast my aim is getting better. What's worse is that my fashion choice is terrible but atleast it's not as bad as my puns overall.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Supahdat said:

I don't think I have the balls to juggle more puns. Thinking of puns are like double edged swords, they're sharp and to the point but mine don't seem that punny so I might as well Sorry I'm in a hurry so all of my sentences are run-on. Damn I'm missing good puns but atleast my aim getting better. What's worse is that my fashion choice is terrible but atleast it's not as bad as my puns overall.

Ten points

[Neri 3590]

that was an abortion of the english language

[Wavey 2568]

Someone mentioned X-men puns I hope they don't cook up a STORM

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Supahdat said:

Someone mentioned X-men puns I hope they don't cook up a STORM

Three points
1 Point to egloman for bringing up xmen puns
and to **** with him

[Beordan 219]

What's it called when you play pool in Hell?

Deadpool.

[SpodoKaiba 612]

Just now, Varian said:

What's it called when you play pool in Hell?

Deadpool.

Three points

[Wavey 2568]

(LAUNDRY DETERGENT PUNS FTW)

I was at last place in this pun contest so I was feeling kinda DOWNY. But looks like the TIDE has turned. Sorry I'm treating this contest like a SOAP opera I might as well take my ARM and HAMMER and smash my computer. By the way does this count as a WIN?

[Beordan 219]

So I went to my bank for the daily gossip, but when I tried to share me stories with someone he said, "Sorry, I'm just a teller."