Stauntbucks Coffee Co.

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IX Kaldwin Square

City of Aleksandria

County of Aleksandria

Kingdom of Courland

 

Stauntbucks Coffee Co.

The Axios Leader in Premium Coffee Experience

 

i) About The Business

ii) Job Vacancies

iii) Menu

iv) Mission Statement

v) Investment Opportunities

 

 

 

i) About the Business

 

Located in the square of the newly bustling city of Aleksandria, Jan de Ruyter brings to the citizens of Axios a new innovative business chain, with the focus of putting you, the consumer first.

 

Stauntbucks promises a vast spectrum of coffee, tailored to your needs. Whether your preferred base is Harian coffee beans, Courlandic coffee beans, or if your taste is more refined to a smaller, niche base of coffee, you can be assured that Stauntbucks will satisfy your wildest coffee fantasy.

 

What exactly does Stauntbucks mean?

 

Staunt - The ill-concealed lust towards an individual item, in our case, coffee and premium products.

Bucks - Representation of the financial aspect of any business.

Stauntbucks.

 

 

 

ii) Job Vacancies

 

FINAL SALARIES OF LONG TERM STAUNTBUCKS EMPLOYEES: 1000 - 5000 MINAS PER SAINTS WEEK.

 

There are many highly paid jobs with current vacancies demanding bright innovative individuals to fill them. Stauntbucks are looking to hire the following people;

 

i ) Entertainers, instrument players, comedians, etc.

ii ) Potential managers and senior baristas.

iii ) Baristas, part time and full time.

iv ) Promoters, to distribute leaflets.

v ) Accountants.

vi ) Merchandise & Marketing.

 

All employment offers are avaliable both part time and full time. The longer an employee works here, the more financial and non financial benefits they recieve.

 

All baristas and managers are expected to wear the Stauntonbucks Coffee Co. uniform. All budding Stauntonbucks employees must fill out the following form and send it to the address at the head of the pamphlet.

 

 

Name (And Username):

Position Applying For:

Previous Experience:

Where do you see yourself in five years?:

(Skype Name):

 

 

 

iii) Menu

 

At Stauntbucks we believe that customization is the key to client satisfaction. Whether it is with the size, flavour, toppings or other aspects, we at Stauntbucks intend to deliver.

 

1) Choose Your Size - All drinks come in three sizes;

 

Dwarf Sized - For those looking for a small drink to quench their thirst.

 

Haense Sized - Standard size for your average Joe.

 

Keaton Size - For those of you with more brass than cents.

 

2) Choose Your Drink - You may choose from one of the following drinks;

 

Mocha

White Mocha

Dark Mocha

Mocha Frappuccino

Mocha Mochachino

Mocha Cappuccino

Cappuccino

Mochachino

Cappa Mochachino

Vanilla Frappuccino

Strawberry Frappuccino

Tea

Green Tea

Docchachino

Latte

Pumpkin Spiced Latte

Latteccino

Frappuccino

Frappuccino Mochaccino Spiced Cappuccino

Dodoccochino

Vanilla Mocha Frappuccino Pumpkin Spiced Mochachino Cappa Doccochino Latte

 

Or why not try NEW: Coffee

 

3) Choose Your Topping - You may have as many of these as you want, for a nominal fee;

 

Whipped Cream

Spiced Whipped Cream

Cashew Nuts

Gluten Free Marshmallows

Crushed Peanuts

Gluten free pine wood

 

4) Choose Your Sides

 

Gluten free Cinnamon Swirl

Gluten free Apple and Custard Lattice Slice

Low Calorie Flapjack (With or without gluten)

 

 

iv) Mission Statement

We believe strongly in the concept of kaizen, and strive to continuously better ourselves. We are a community where people and non people from all walks of life can be accepted. We believe in a social environment, where we provoke productivity, free thought and equality.

 

 

 

 

v) Investment Opportunities

 

We seek to sell stakes in our business. We intend to undergo significant expansion in the future, opening shops across Axios. Stakes set at a variable rate. Contact Jan de Ruyter for more information.

 

 

 

 

[!] A picture of a random inspirational quote which is hung within the shop.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOkXLdF5nQ

 

 

All stores are equipped with free BiFi (Bird Information Flying Initiative).

Loyalty card discounts are avaliable.

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Ramsey Stafford awaits new customers 

 

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Lothar sips his mocha in delight.

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Name (And Username): Viktor Clarke. (Whipmas)

Position Applying For: Accountant/Barista

Previous Experience: I have two days of Tavern running experience

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead.

(Skype Name): you got it baby

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5 minutes ago, Whiplash said:

Name (And Username): Viktor Clarke. (Whipmas)

Position Applying For: Accountant/Barista

Previous Experience: I have two days of Tavern running experience

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead.

(Skype Name): you got it baby

 

Report to Lorraine to receive your new Stauntbucks uniform and complementary cup of dwarf sized mocha.

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Just now, PandaaGirl13 said:

Name (And Username): Leona Dickweed (FoxyPandaBear)

Position Applying For: Sexy maid

Previous Experience: Guard

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead most likely but whatevs

(Skype Name): EeveeTheEve

 

Report to Lorraine to receive your new Stauntbucks uniform and complementary cup of dwarf sized mocha.

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Mithius Dalma starts up Dumb Stauntbucks in retaliation, citing parody law in his defense.

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Just now, Jonificus said:

Mithius Dalma starts up Dumb Stauntbucks in retaliation, citing parody law in his defense.

 

Jan responds to this new entrant to the market with predatory pricing.

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"Glorious. I'll take one Keaton sized Mocha Frappuchino." Henrik would say.

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Just now, TankM1A2 said:

"Glorious. I'll take one Keaton sized Mocha Frappuchino." Henrik would say.

 

"Can I take a name for that?"

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John d'Amaury approves of this. "Best coffee this world has seen!"

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Name (And Username): Percival Staunton

Position Applying For: Not bookkeeper, I tend to lose things.

Previous Experience: Professional Tax Evader, Failed Rebel, Trolly ****.

Where do you see yourself in five years?: As the EMPEROR OF OREN

(Skype Name): ILost.MyDuchy.55

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Just now, Gridlock said:

Name (And Username): Percival Staunton

Position Applying For: Not bookkeeper, I tend to lose things.

Previous Experience: Professional Tax Evader, Failed Rebel.

Where do you see yourself in five years?: As the EMPEROR OF OREN

(Skype Name): ILost.MyDuchy.55

Forgot trolly ***** on the experience list.

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"Hrm. Lets see how they go up against my Kovacsta Coffee line?!"

 

 

 

 

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Name:Sawyer

Position Applying For:server

Previous Experience:none but I can learn

Where do you see yourself in five years?:in college

(Skype Name):Strawberry Queen