Vege 4804 Share Posted November 20, 2016 IX Kaldwin Square City of Aleksandria County of Aleksandria Kingdom of Courland Stauntbucks Coffee Co. The Axios Leader in Premium Coffee Experience i) About The Business ii) Job Vacancies iii) Menu iv) Mission Statement v) Investment Opportunities i) About the Business Located in the square of the newly bustling city of Aleksandria, Jan de Ruyter brings to the citizens of Axios a new innovative business chain, with the focus of putting you, the consumer first. Stauntbucks promises a vast spectrum of coffee, tailored to your needs. Whether your preferred base is Harian coffee beans, Courlandic coffee beans, or if your taste is more refined to a smaller, niche base of coffee, you can be assured that Stauntbucks will satisfy your wildest coffee fantasy. What exactly does Stauntbucks mean? Staunt - The ill-concealed lust towards an individual item, in our case, coffee and premium products. Bucks - Representation of the financial aspect of any business. Stauntbucks. ii) Job Vacancies FINAL SALARIES OF LONG TERM STAUNTBUCKS EMPLOYEES: 1000 - 5000 MINAS PER SAINTS WEEK. There are many highly paid jobs with current vacancies demanding bright innovative individuals to fill them. Stauntbucks are looking to hire the following people; i ) Entertainers, instrument players, comedians, etc. ii ) Potential managers and senior baristas. iii ) Baristas, part time and full time. iv ) Promoters, to distribute leaflets. v ) Accountants. vi ) Merchandise & Marketing. All employment offers are avaliable both part time and full time. The longer an employee works here, the more financial and non financial benefits they recieve. All baristas and managers are expected to wear the Stauntonbucks Coffee Co. uniform. All budding Stauntonbucks employees must fill out the following form and send it to the address at the head of the pamphlet. Name (And Username): Position Applying For: Previous Experience: Where do you see yourself in five years?: (Skype Name): iii) Menu At Stauntbucks we believe that customization is the key to client satisfaction. Whether it is with the size, flavour, toppings or other aspects, we at Stauntbucks intend to deliver. 1) Choose Your Size - All drinks come in three sizes; Dwarf Sized - For those looking for a small drink to quench their thirst. Haense Sized - Standard size for your average Joe. Keaton Size - For those of you with more brass than cents. 2) Choose Your Drink - You may choose from one of the following drinks; Mocha White Mocha Dark Mocha Mocha Frappuccino Mocha Mochachino Mocha Cappuccino Cappuccino Mochachino Cappa Mochachino Vanilla Frappuccino Strawberry Frappuccino Tea Green Tea Docchachino Latte Pumpkin Spiced Latte Latteccino Frappuccino Frappuccino Mochaccino Spiced Cappuccino Dodoccochino Vanilla Mocha Frappuccino Pumpkin Spiced Mochachino Cappa Doccochino Latte Or why not try NEW: Coffee 3) Choose Your Topping - You may have as many of these as you want, for a nominal fee; Whipped Cream Spiced Whipped Cream Cashew Nuts Gluten Free Marshmallows Crushed Peanuts Gluten free pine wood 4) Choose Your Sides Gluten free Cinnamon Swirl Gluten free Apple and Custard Lattice Slice Low Calorie Flapjack (With or without gluten) iv) Mission Statement We believe strongly in the concept of kaizen, and strive to continuously better ourselves. We are a community where people and non people from all walks of life can be accepted. We believe in a social environment, where we provoke productivity, free thought and equality. v) Investment Opportunities We seek to sell stakes in our business. We intend to undergo significant expansion in the future, opening shops across Axios. Stakes set at a variable rate. Contact Jan de Ruyter for more information. [!] A picture of a random inspirational quote which is hung within the shop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKOkXLdF5nQ All stores are equipped with free BiFi (Bird Information Flying Initiative). Loyalty card discounts are avaliable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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KeatonUnbeaten 1103 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Lothar sips his mocha in delight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whiplash 466 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Name (And Username): Viktor Clarke. (Whipmas) Position Applying For: Accountant/Barista Previous Experience: I have two days of Tavern running experience Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead. (Skype Name): you got it baby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vege 4804 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 5 minutes ago, Whiplash said: Name (And Username): Viktor Clarke. (Whipmas) Position Applying For: Accountant/Barista Previous Experience: I have two days of Tavern running experience Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead. (Skype Name): you got it baby Report to Lorraine to receive your new Stauntbucks uniform and complementary cup of dwarf sized mocha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vege 4804 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, PandaaGirl13 said: Name (And Username): Leona Dickweed (FoxyPandaBear) Position Applying For: Sexy maid Previous Experience: Guard Where do you see yourself in five years?: Dead most likely but whatevs (Skype Name): EeveeTheEve Report to Lorraine to receive your new Stauntbucks uniform and complementary cup of dwarf sized mocha. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonificus 2741 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mithius Dalma starts up Dumb Stauntbucks in retaliation, citing parody law in his defense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vege 4804 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Jonificus said: Mithius Dalma starts up Dumb Stauntbucks in retaliation, citing parody law in his defense. Jan responds to this new entrant to the market with predatory pricing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TankM1A2 840 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "Glorious. I'll take one Keaton sized Mocha Frappuchino." Henrik would say. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vege 4804 Author Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, TankM1A2 said: "Glorious. I'll take one Keaton sized Mocha Frappuchino." Henrik would say. "Can I take a name for that?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babadooks 566 Share Posted November 20, 2016 John d'Amaury approves of this. "Best coffee this world has seen!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gridlock 1033 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Name (And Username): Percival Staunton Position Applying For: Not bookkeeper, I tend to lose things. Previous Experience: Professional Tax Evader, Failed Rebel, Trolly ****. Where do you see yourself in five years?: As the EMPEROR OF OREN (Skype Name): ILost.MyDuchy.55 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeatonUnbeaten 1103 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Just now, Gridlock said: Name (And Username): Percival Staunton Position Applying For: Not bookkeeper, I tend to lose things. Previous Experience: Professional Tax Evader, Failed Rebel. Where do you see yourself in five years?: As the EMPEROR OF OREN (Skype Name): ILost.MyDuchy.55 Forgot trolly ***** on the experience list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andustar 4143 Share Posted November 20, 2016 "Hrm. Lets see how they go up against my Kovacsta Coffee line?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sakSLK 0 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Name:Sawyer Position Applying For:server Previous Experience:none but I can learn Where do you see yourself in five years?:in college (Skype Name):Strawberry Queen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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