A Poster for Clarification

[Cave_Creature 467]

[A poster is nailed to the tavern in Linandria.]

 

Many citizens are aware of our Prince, Artimec Caerme'onn!

 

 

While we realize that he is a finely molded example of wood elven capability, there are some facts of our dear Prince of culture that need to be clarified.

 

• Artimec is not looking for a relationship right now at any time.
• Artimec is not interested in emotional support.
• Artimec is not interested in being a source of emotional support.
• Artimec will not marry or settle down or even commit.
• Artimec doesn't need a kind heart to fix him.
• Artimec tops.

 

Thank you for your consideration, citizens of Linandria and the Dominion of Malin.

 

[Rickson 302]

"Must be ta' alchohol t'as makin' me see t'ings." A small Halfling muttered, carrying about town as he rubbed his head.

[Jonificus 2741]

The as per usual delusional Mithius Dalma frames the painting of Artimec up on the wall, nodding with satisfaction as he feels culturally enriched by having a painting of royalty in his estate.

[Guest]

Kairn scratches the side of his head. "People must be daft ***** if they don't know that by now." He glares at the Heavens. "See what happens when you make most of the Elven race female, you bastard?"

[Gone 869]

"Bet I could make him bottom" mutters a wood elven woman, smelling rather strongly of wine.

[Venomoo 109]

"I wonder if he has the gays." hummed a wandering elf as he headed to the city of Linandria.

[MamaBearJade 2090]

"If only they knew what he was truly like." a dark temptress murmured.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Contrary to popular belief:

 

Artimec will never give you up.

Artimec will never let you down.

Artimec will never run around,

Or desert you.

 

Artimec will never make you cry.

Artimec will never say goodbye.

Artimec will never tell a lie

Or hurt you

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

12 minutes ago, 吳憾戰士14 said:

Contrary to popular belief:

 

Artimec will never give you up.

Artimec will never let you down.

Artimec will never run around,

Or desert you.

 

Artimec will never make you cry.

Artimec will never say goodbye.

Artimec will never tell a lie

Or hurt you

"Will you love me?" A warhawke asked Artimec

[ski_king3 0]

A translucent figure spectral in nature peers over the poster, eyeing it with interest. His lips curl into an amused smirk, chuckling softly. "I suspect I could change that last one."

[Stag 3230]

"This is why we call them dirt Elves." Says a high elf. 

[Vaynth 3005]

A druidess dragged a carved wooden staff along the ground behind her as she wandered into the tavern of Linandria, stopping to ponder at the conveniently placed poster. "Isn't that the truth." She muttered with disgust and a slow roll of her green eyes, going to slide herself into one of the empty seats.

[Cat Evocation 3728]

Sarrion would stare at the post, with no initial reaction he would suddenly break down. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah." he would stare loudly.

[Eurielle 1189]

Dunstan squats on a bar stool, drinking from his own personal bottle of vodka. He glances over the poster muttering, "шлюха..." before lifting the entire bottle to his lips and purging his mind with the sweet alcoholic juice of life.

[OzYmandi 647]

7 hours ago, Cave_Creature said:

 

• Artimec tops.

 

 

 

This poster lies. said a childish wood elf