show myself thread

[Publius 4098]

1: I am really depressed since Savoy has been destroyed and it has made me so insecure about the server's well-being that I feel I must w-hore myself out on Lord of the Craft for attention towards this post.

 

2: This also doubles as an important manifesto and advertisement of "The Order of Guy", a terrorist organization I lead to combat Oren in her homeworld; TeamSpeak.

 

3: Maly "The Maleficent" has created a cult out of the Orenian playergroup, renaming it "The Holy Orenian Empire" to help reflect this.

 

4: His co-conspirators, also known as "Orenian Emperors", act as junior partners in his attempt to secure his grasp on our server and become the true Lord of the Craft.

 

5: Savoy, the last free thinking bastion of hope within the Empire, has been slain entirely because of one misstep, and with its fall comes the necessity to wage war through OOC means; the only means that have managed to hold Oren down.

 

6: To destroy the pyramid scheme that has developed underneath the madman (also known as nobility) there are no positions in the Order of Guy.

 

7: Leadership of the Order of Guy can only be held by straight, Caucasian males.

 

8: We are poor on and off the server and could use financial support.

 

9: Also, membership is restricted to only straight, Caucasian males.

 

10: Those who do not like salt and vinegar chips will be refused entry out of hand.

 

Spoiler

 

me sad bc of lack of blood for ashford :(

 

 

[Jonificus 2741]

What is this, James?

[Publius 4098]

8 minutes ago, Jonificus said:

What is this, James?

 

Shut up, SHUT UP!!!! YOU ARE A TREACHEROUS LETCH AND DUNG SUCKING MORON!!!

[Jonificus 2741]

Just now, pb and james said:

 

Shut up, SHUT UP!!!! YOU ARE A TREACHEROUS LETCH AND DUNG SUCKING MORON!!!

How am I a traitor, friendo... 

[Publius 4098]

10 minutes ago, Jonificus said:

How am I a traitor, friendo... 

 

 

btw friendo-ship is revoked.

[Vege 4804]

im a working class aracial asexual non binary gender fluid trans-masculine demiperson who hates salt and vinegar crisps who also has a poster of cracker above my bed can i still join

 

[Jonificus 2741]

uhm wow ok bringing ic into ooc real mature james geez

[mmat 7460]

Do you need to talk? :(

[Ford 1996]

has shitposting gone too far?

[Ethan the epic 115]

Why is the oren capital named after a African city? Imma confused.

[Trenchist 864]

me b4 hanukah

Spoiler

 

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

4 hours ago, Ethan the epic said:

Why is the oren capital named after a African city? Imma confused.

It's John's City, cretin

[Heff 2460]

now savoy knows how it felt to be adrian. except we put up a fight! and aren't gay ! and won in the end

[Vamoose 265]

If this thread goes down, the server goes down.

 

@Roggvir

[Wendigo 786]

Moved to the Archive. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it.