The Democratic Newspaper

[Supremacy 3361]

The Democratic Newspaper

 

Welcome to the Democratic Newspaper, your source for all pro-democracy news in Haelun'or. Today, we give you an update on our top story of the hour:

 

The Council Still Tyrannically Reigns

Yes reader, you read that right, the Council of Haelun'or has yet to hold a democratic election. The government of the city remains firmly tyrannical in nature. We have no further updates at this time— with the exception of accusing Laethis Izalith of being a dark mage— as is always the rage in these newspapers.

 

Thank you for Reading,

 

The Democratic Newspaper of Haelun'or

 

 

 

I am out of meme fuel here, but I swore an oath OOC to plague the forums every 2 hours. Plus, how else will I farm rep?

[Overland 349]

"Fake news" says Andria Ith'ael 

[Supremacy 3361]

Just now, Overland said:

"Fake news" says Andria Ith'ael 

((+1))

[Hydra 515]

"I didn't vote for this."Khel shrugs as he tosses the newspaper into the trash where it belongs.

[1 1393]

"Stop. Quite literally no one finds you funny."

[Ixli 1472]

Just now, ???% said:

"I didn't vote for this."Khel shrugs as he tosses the newspaper into the trash where it belongs.

"Our point exactly, fair elf! You cannot vote!" Varen announces.

[Hydra 515]

Just now, Gargled said:

"Our point exactly, fair elf! You cannot vote!" Varen announces.

"Well I vote with my blade, not my pen" Khel chuckles.

[Supremacy 3361]

Just now, ???% said:

"Well I vote with my blade, not my pen" Khel chuckles.

"That's called Tyranny..."

[ToodIes 1575]

Arthan frowns from whatever hell Vigil go to after death.

[ski_king3 0]

The Silver Council prepares a response.

 

 

((Note: We probably don't actually have a response.))

[Hydra 515]

Just now, Supremacy said:

"That's called Tyranny..."

"I know isn't it grand, For example, I could decide I no longer find these funny and "Vote" to kill the writer." 

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

"This isn't even ironically funny, its just sad." Artimec said, in Haelun'or after rolling around in flour for a few hours and dying his hair blonde to fit in.

[LadyRebecca 1050]

"Gross." Itiireae huffs, taking any newspapers she can find and going against her own morals and burning them.

[Cave_Creature 467]

Faeinn wishes the printing press will never be invented.

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Supremacy said:

"That's called Tyranny..."

"I don't like these bundles of sticks." concedes Finnadh at the dinner table to his wife, a gentle sigh parting his lips. "No more. No more."