America was a Mistake

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this thread needs more america

 

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On 2017-5-30 at 1:22 PM, LegendaryElf said:

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Oh boy Cracks Knuckles

1. That's because you people can barely distinguish your and you're, much less formulate lists 

2. Call up Canada and tell them you have the puck

3. Yes we do. In fact, they're free, unlike yours

4. That is completely subjective.

5. Leicester

6. Travel slogan : The USA - We would still be bashing rocks if not for the British

7. Let's also compare population, and the ratio of people that get them. America literally gets one in a million, while the UK gets about one in every 500,000 people

8. How many did you fail to land on the moon, or get into space?

9. Subjective again

10. Are you called Joseph Stalin? Didn't think so 

11. California also has a lowe GDP per capita than England

12. *cough* Bentley

13. *cough* Bentley

14. Does taking over one fifth of the world's land mass do it for you?

15. Because we can do jobs you actually need half a brain for

16. It's called Russia. Biggest country in the world? One million men in their infantry?

17. Oh we mostly do Americans' work for them

18. Well football actually involves what is in its name, and you literally plagiarised rugby, added armour, and slapped your name on it 

19. Sorry, what was that point about 'saving our arses during WWII'?

20. Queen, anyone?

21. Basil Brush would beg to disagree

22. *cough* Bentley

23. Let's compare ratio of people who get them again.

24. Ah yes, and then you get such wonderful choices as Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton, not to mention that maniac Bush you had running the nation

25. Look and sound fancy. What exactly does your education system do, other than running people into debt, of course

26. No, you have American Football and Basketball hooligans making up for them

27. We have free healthcare

28. I'm not sure if you mean this literally or not, but either way - *cough* Seattle, and *cough* Refer to point 19

29. Bit rich coming from a country ruled by a television personality, isn't it?

30. Subjective. Regardless, we find ways to entertain ourselves that aren't sitting in front of a television all day every day

31. Our authors

32. Sherlock

33. That's because we make good choices in regards to who rules our country. Refer to point 29

34. We sent men to America and made that possible

35. Your high university costs discourage advanced education

36. Refer to points 10 and 16

37. Churchill and David Lloyd George

38. That's because you're 3,600 miles from it

39. Maybe if you learned something about British culture you'd know. We know all about your words because you seem to enjoy shoving them down peoples' throats. Refer to your own points 18 and 26

40. Rock and Roll was made better here

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On 5/30/2017 at 8:22 AM, LegendaryElf said:

32. How many U.S. TV series are on your telly? (The Simpsons is #1); vice versa? 

A lot of British TV (The older stuff, idek what's on their telly nowadays) is better than american.

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