America was a Mistake

[LegendaryElf 1]

Why America Is Better

1. We're not constantly starting whiney boastful lists like ''Reasons why the UK is...'' - no need. 

2. God forbid, but if the U.S. decided to attack you, what could you do about it? 

3. Don't you brush your teeth, or have dentists? 

4. American women are the hottest in the world. British women? "Birds." Bad teeth plays a big part. 

5. Our space center is at Cape Canaveral; yours is where...? 

6. Travel slogan : the UK, home of the original mad cow disease 

7. Let's compare the number of Nobel laureates. 'Nuff said. 

8. How many men have you landed on the moon? Or even put into space at all? 

9. MIT, Harvard, Stanford, Yale, Princeton, Caltech,etc. - all BETTER than Oxbridge (or whatever the hell it's called) 

10. Without us, Buckingham palace would be a Luftwaffe and Wehrmacht day spa 

11. California alone has a larger economy than England. 

12. Your cars suck - especially the Mini, a coffin on wheels. 

13. IBM, Texas Instruments, Intel, Microsoft, H-P, Dell, Apple...shall I go on? 

14. Taking back the Falklands from Argentina; oooh, impressive military might there 

15. Why do so many Britishers come here looking for work? 

16. Lend-Lease saved your candy asses in WW II. 

17. Does anybody work over there, or are you all on the dole? 

18. Your sports suck - soccer (football), rugby, cricket, croquet, polo, etc. 

19. We don't dwell on past, faded glory; we keep looking ahead. 

20. Elvis - without him, no Beatles, Stones, Who, Duran Duran, Spice Girls, etc. 

21. British entertainers don't really make it big until they're popular in the U.S. 

22. General Motors, Ford, AT&T, Exxon, Mobil, Boeing, Lockheed, etc., etc. 

23. Let's compare the number of Olympic medals. 

24. Regular elections, not those panicky vote-of-confidence recalls of Parliament. 

25. Exactly what does the House of Lords do? 

26. We don't have soccer (football) hooligans embarrassing us all over the world. 

27. We have the most advanced medical care system in the world. 

28. The days of ''the sun never sets on the British Empire'' are long, long gone. 

29. You're obsessed with your own history because you seem to have no future. 

30. We have much better TV, and more viewing options - no BBC rules 

31. Our Hollywood vs. your, your what...? 

32. How many U.S. TV series are on your telly? (The Simpsons is #1); vice versa? 

33. Almost nothing that happens in the UK is of any importance or interest to us 

34. We've sent craft to the moon, Mercury, Venus, Mars, and beyond the solar system. 

35. Your high taxes and welfare state discourage initiative and a good work ethic 

36. Without us, the Union Jack would have a large black swastika over it. 

37. Eisenhower, Patton, Bradley vs. what, Montgomery? 

38. You don't see us building a tunnel to France 

39. Because we don't use words like ''cheeky'', what the hell is that anyway? 

40. Rock and Roll originated here

 

i copied and paste this. You know why? im American 

[Mj. 697]

How about you try and take it back you damn commie?

[zaezae 1098]

LoL you use two separate water faucets. 

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

Sacking of Washington 2 Electric Boogaloo 

[Hanrahan 2983]

how many colonial variations of it's flag does america have?

 

what 3?

 

hmmmm and what about england

 

like 30

[_pr0fit 3084]

Hate us cuz you ain't us

[Chorale__ 2147]

7 hours ago, Fordo said:

if god truly existed then british people would not exist 

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no ma'am, not in my good christian suburbs get your heretic anti theistic acts out of here before i go jesus freak on you, i'd throw a bible but i have respect for my good christian beliefs so here take this gif instead 

[bumblefina 2766]

joey calabreenis forum ban has saved you all

 

i must avenge him in his place

 

 

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[Jonificus 2741]

Nobody cares about anglos.

 

t. superior northern germanic peoples

[Will (TauFirewarrior) 2466]

9 minutes ago, Jonificus said:

Nobody cares about anglos.

 

t. superior northern germanic peoples

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seem to recall liberating norway since they couldn't fight southern germanic peoples..

[Jonificus 2741]

Just now, Will (TauFirewarrior) said:

seem to recall liberating norway since they couldn't fight southern germanic peoples..

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sorry no, the nazis left when the war ended. you did not directly liberate us, raiding targets.

[Parion 1130]

When you look at your thread after a day out and realise you made a mistake

[zaezae 1098]

1 hour ago, Hanrahan said:

how many colonial variations of it's flag does america have?

 

what 3?

 

hmmmm and what about england

 

like 30

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[CheekyNolan 5420]

 

[Reeg_ 75]

We do butter our grilled cheese sandwiches