America was a Mistake

[Parion 1130]

Why can't you just accept that jello is not the superior word for jelly? And why did you ever think it was okay to take jam and call it jelly? How do you live without buttering your bread for sandwiches? And how come quiche is not a common meal when you just want to throw something easy in the oven?

 

Some of you claim that scones are called biscuits. Then most of you don't actually understand the definition of a biscuit because you don't have Rich Teas, Digestives, Bourbon Creams, Custard Creams or Malted Milks. In fact, one American defined a Malted Milk as a Malteaser. And why are American cookies so hard and crunchy? Each crumb is a splinter. Where is the humanity in that?

 

 

An eggplant is an aubergine. A zucchini is a courgette. To you basil is not bah-zil, it is bay-zil. You say chips instead of crisps but then fries instead of chips. A boiled sweet is hard candy and candy floss is cotton candy. Saran wrap is our clingfilm? Then preserves are our conserves?

 

I could continue but it does not end at food. Your pronunciation of route could be used by a dog as a bark. You forget the 'i' in aluminium and call a caravan site an RV park. The word for football has been taken for a sport that alters its very definition where feet are not used aside from running. You love to clip words short and favour cheap new compounds over the original phrases. Racecar instead of racing car, cookbook instead of cookery book, dollhouse instead of dolls' house...

 

Then, to make it worse, you correct me. The British man speaking the living, lasting predecessor. Everything went wrong. You are the divisive child, now brash and devoid of awareness. To be honest, America, I'm glad King George III lost you because now we have the choice to remain estranged.

 

Love pRiaon

 

P.S. If you keep correcting my spellings with your degenerated version of the English language, I will personally deliver a British English dictionary to every household in America by the year 2025.

 

Our differences are not what divide us, it is just you being America that does.

 

 

 

[Slayy 816]

Jesus christ

[ski_king3 0]

What the actual **** Parion? You've gone insane.

[Vaynth 3005]

[Weabootrash 412]

if america nukes vietnam will there be more anime

[Cat Evocation 3728]

 

 

you COME IN HERE AND THROW INSULTS AT MY GOD BLESSED NATION?

 

Clearly you haven't had the freedom to taste true sweets Parion.

 

 

god bless the united states of america

 

 

 

[Flugal 27]

3 minutes ago, Tox said:

 

 

you COME IN HERE AND THROW INSULTS AT MY GOD BLESSED NATION?

 

Clearly you haven't had the freedom to taste true sweets Parion.

 

 

god bless the united states of america

 

 

 

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You're going to Gulag

HAIL THE SOVIET UNION

[mitch dharma 438]

 

what the **** did you just say to me, you little *****?

[Balthasar 2497]

Never seen someome so salty about language

[Ford 1996]

if god truly existed then british people would not exist 

[Ethan the epic 115]

4 minutes ago, Fordo said:

if god truly existed then british people would not exist 

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Cmon man, we made the far superior country just above America.

[Vaynth 3005]

5 minutes ago, Balthasar said:

Never seen someome so salty about language

I have. @Thomas

[Eurielle 1189]

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

Then, to make it worse, you correct me. The British man speaking the living, lasting predecessor.

Actually whats ironic is that traditional English is dead. No current 21st century country speaks the traditional dialect of English, all English speakers have diverged from from traditional English, and you are not speaking traditional English. You're speaking British English.

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

Your pronunciation of route could be used by a dog as a bark.

 

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

pRiaon

Every thing highlighted in red is where the local dialect is rhotic.

While i'm at that your dialect changes every ten kilometers.

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

You love to clip words short and favour cheap new compounds

Efficiency.

 

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

The word for football has been taken for a sport that alters its very definition where feet are not used aside from running.

Their are many conflicting explanations but supposedly football refers to any sport played on foot instead of on horseback which means football is actually called association football and american football is actually called rugby football. In america rugby football gained the name football due to popularity and association football gained the name soccer as a slang form of association.

1 hour ago, LadyParion said:

You forget the 'i' in aluminium and call a caravan site an RV park.

Differences in dialect like these occurred with terms being invented, or gaining popularity in usage, during the absence of the internet. Meaning that due to a huge ******* ocean between us we were both left to figure it out ourselves and neither of us are particularly correct.

 

Tl;dr Traditional English is dead and being English does not mean you speak a dead dialect.

 

[Cat Evocation 3728]

TFW dunstan rips apart your thread

[Avacyn 1712]

 

>my face when Americans call chips "french fries"

>my face when Americans call crisps "chips"

>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "Candy bars"
>my face when Americans call motorized rollinghams "cars"
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs "fireworks"
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a "PC"
>my face when Americans call meat water "gravy"

>my face when Americans call electro-rope "power cables"

>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a "hamburger"

>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblers "pens"

>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles "doorknobs"

>my face when Americans call a breaddystack a "sandwich"

>my face when Americans call their hoighty toighty tippy typers "keyboards"

>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings "peanut butter and jelly"

>my face when Americans call an upsty stairsy the "escalator"

>my face when Americans call forcey fun time "sexual assault"

>my face when Americans call a knittedly wittedy sheepity sleepity a "sweater"

>my face when Americans call rickedy-pop a "gear shift"

>my face when Americans call a choco chip bicky wicky a "cookie"

>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure "sex"
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a "screwdriver"

>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a "gun"

>my face when Americans call a ceiling-bright a "lightbulb"

>my face when Americans call a blimpy bounce bounce a "ball"

>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long mover a "snake"

>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops "roads"