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Mid-Week Mania Issue #1

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What is the BEST magic?  

33 members have voted

  1. 1. Current Magic

    • Telekinesis (super mighty. still needs ladle to serve soup)
      4
    • Transfiguration (The best magical emporium you never wanted)
      6
    • Conjuration (nobody loves you and you should feel bad)
      2
    • Elemental Evocations (pleb magic)
      2
    • Paladism (Orgies are okay as long as MY god is involved)
      0
    • Voidal Translocation (pocket purse. Literally used for nothing else)
      2
    • Voidal Shifting (I can teleport into your sword FOR YOU)
      0
    • Voidal Displacement (i LeARned dIZ fRuM a boOk!)
      0
    • Mental Magic (when skype FTB stops satisfying your hunger)
      2
    • Ascended Magic (the reason you joined the server 5 years ago but now realize it was just a bunch of plebs all along)
      0
    • Muun Magic (It is dead. Like any good box of kittens should be)
      0
    • Druidism (leo's current PG tool / personal harem)
      1
    • Arcanism & Celestialism (The gay-bois magic. BEHOLD MY CRYSTAL AESTHETIC)
      3
    • Clericalism (where those good bois aaaaat? JK just edge lords with a hero complex)
      1
    • Shamanism (The only magic that is actually good but no one wants to learn blah)
      3
    • Cognatism (the creepy uncle syndrome. Look at Thomas' character art)
      1
    • Runesmithing (Java script is too strong. Admin harem magic)
      2
    • Sensory Illusion (WHO WANTS TO TAKE SOME DRUGS MOTHERFUCKERS?!)
      4
    • Golemancy (when your personal doll isn't kinky enough you get a rock baby to satisfy)
      0
    • Atronach Forging (see above. additional kinks included)
      0

  2. 2. Edge-Lord Magics

    • Necromancy (They WILL save your body to FTB later. Trust me)
      3
    • Shade (ITS TENDRILS. NOT TENTACLES.... pls senpai)
      2
    • Frost Witch (The real Queens. They don't need a man. Oh no. They are strong, independent, man-eating Queens and they answer to no man)
      11
    • Fi'hiran'tanya (literally just copy/pasta this in. Give us anti-magic)
      0
    • Soul Puppetry (remember cake man? I member)
      5
    • Mysticism (Ghostbusters LoTC edition)
      6
    • Blood Magic (I was going to have this one auto-win but thought it would take the fun out of things)
      6

  3. 3. Upcoming Magic (aka you didn't read the lore so you have no clue what I am talking about)

    • Chi Manipulation (LMs: "No new power sources will be accepted." 2 WEKS L8R LMS: "Oh new power source for event faction. We NEED this")
      5
    • Dark Shamanism (87th edition. Pre-Order the alpha access today!)
      7
    • Thallassos (What happens with a Frosty Queen sits in the sun for too long?)
      5
    • Naztherak (YOU WANTED EDGE LORD DEMON PRINCES? WELL U ******* GET EDGE LORD ******* DEMON PRINCES FATHERFUCKER!)
      8
    • Anti-Magic (when??)
      8

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Stag    3234

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Hey Folks! It's your resident *******, BrandNewKitten, introducing what I hope to turn into a weekly community arrangement. So what can you expect from MWM?

 

  • Weekly Polls: Every week I will introduce a new poll recommended by the community from the previous week’s issue.

  • Community Promotions: Need FREE advertisement for something? An event, your skin shop, your lonely old profile? Perhaps you will find it in the issue #2

  • Screenshots: I need your assistance on this one OH GRACIOUS MEDIA WIZARDS. Help show off our beautiful server and the hundreds of hours put into designing it by sending in your screenshots!

  • Evolution: POST YOUR BEST ******* MEMES HERE! EVOLVE THROUGH THE GLORY OF MEMES. Its all in good fun guys so come chill.

 

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So for this introductory issue our poll topic is MAGIC. Now we all are aware of the controversy being discussed in this thread here. Head on over and give your two cents but first go ahead and vote for your favorite magic!

 

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Check out Phil’s Skin Shop & maybe if you bug him like I did he will gift (with appropriate form of payment) a ******* awesome skin!

 

And if you are of any skinning worth get off your ass and apply to LoTC’s Tailor Guild.

 

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I am liable to fill this weeks roleplay section with my own endeavors as I am a dirty little pleb. You are free to bash me for doing so but I am just as liable to be a sassy **** back to you. So check out a couple of threads on the Celestial Order & the Documentation of Current Celestials.

 

This just in, ArcanicFable has opened up a SPELL REQUEST system. Check it out here for EVEN MORE magical goodness!

 

Then, get off your bum and submit your player-ran events and roleplay threads for the next issue of Mid-Week Mania!

 

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See you next week, assholes. If you don’t like it do it yourself. #sass4sass

 

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Harri    4815

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Nice idea. If you need help with any of this stuff feel free to ask, and I'll see if I'm able to lend a hand.

I'm always up for player ran promotion.

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Thomas    3014

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It is indeed Tendrils.

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Stag    3234

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3 minutes ago, Harrison said:

Nice idea. If you need help with any of this stuff feel free to ask, and I'll see if I'm able to lend a hand.

I'm always up for player ran promotion.

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Give me your juicy memes. I require sustenance 

 

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ps its what Everblue would do

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mmat    7460

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The fact that there are simply so many seemingly superfluous magics is a problem to me.

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argonian    14254

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at first i thought this was a parody post making a point about how we have way too many magics. 

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2 minutes ago, iMattyz said:

The fact that there are simply so many seemingly superfluous magics is a problem to me.

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jk ur my boi

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mmat    7460

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1 minute ago, Sir K Andruske said:

 

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jk ur my boi

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Image result for i wish I was funny meme

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zaezae    1098

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frostie magic is the only good magic let's get real. Even better than the magic of skyping up people for an OOC war that's going to be blocked.

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Stag    3234

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12 minutes ago, Ford said:

Where the **** is beardmancy?

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Bro write it

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gandalfo    1452

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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