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The Drinking Dwarves of Kaz'Ulrah


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Rumours of alcohol and tea being served free of charge in the Drunken Bounty Tavern were spread all across the lands! The sounds of laughter echoed throughout Jornheim’s walls as the dwarves of Kaz’Ulrah enjoyed a mug of ale in the welcoming tavern of the dwarven kingdom. The Stormbreakers were gathered by the counter, the Frostbeards assembled near the entrance and finally, the Goldhands and the Blackaxes sat in the big round table by the hearth of the tavern, emptying their pockets as they played the famous dice game of cretzer craps.

 

Some dwarves danced at the rhythm of the bard's music, some of them sang along and others merely observed, taking swigs of ale down their throats. Nevertheless, all of the gathered dwarves enjoyed the occasion and drank until their livers couldn’t tolerate beer any longer.

 

[!] A missive was pinned in the Cloud Temple and every settlement of importance that read: “If ye be lookin’ for booze and a noice toime come to deh Drunken Bounty Tavern in Jornheim, Kingdom of Kaz’Ulrah! All drinks be completeh free for a limited toime so come ‘ere and get wasted.

Signed,

Einar Stormbreakah, Tavern owner.”


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Verthaik II Frostbeard would raise a mug of ale from his position by the entrance. "Free ale is the best ale. Onleh in Kaz'Ulrah!"

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Darain Blackaxe sits around the tavern watching his fellow dwedmar drink and feast with two lassies by his side "Ah dun' always drink ale, bet w'en ah do ah prefer Dos'Ulrah" raises his mug and winks at the camera. 

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Ogdan wipes some foam off his upper lip and cheers as he hears the news of free ale. He thrusts his mug high in the air as the contents splash violently around himself.

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"Zhaym mi boyz mizzed it, wi come nekzt tik." Hazurk'Raguk commented.

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Eath'Lur wishes he came since he's on his favourite dress

 

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"A thousand Minas to the Dwed that can drink more than I" would be pinned in large dwarven lettering on an additionally added note to the original flyers, the note would be signed off with a large scribble of a signature and under it the name printed Kalviin Ireheart.

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JENNA EMOTED VERY LATE 

 

Beitiris reads the flyer before writing, very big, on the bottom of the flyer "If any of you bastards sit in my chair, I'll cut off your legs! -Bei-" She signed, posting the flyer back on the wall. 

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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