THE REXES BULLETIN [25/03/18]

[THE_IRON_UZG 154]

[25/03/18]

WRITTEN 1656, BY IMP’RAGUK

 

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THE SLAVE-DRIVERS JUNCTURE

Within the Uzg, since last week, a competition has begun. One which is entwined very deeply with our culture and our heritage. Though it seeks to provide past-time and competition for the uruk-hai it also reminds us of tradition.

 

The object is to krimp as many slaves as possible before the end of the season. The slaver with the most human cargo will be rewarded with shinies and a bloodsteel-barbed whip: perfect for their future slave-taking endeavours.

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THE TROG

The Narishgoth and Yazgurtan, as per the Rexes wishes, have began the project of revitalizing the Trog. There will be market days, stalls for sale for outsiders and plenty of coin to be made.

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THE REINTRODUCTION OF TRIBUTE

The importance of culture and tradition cannot be emphasized enough. So as such our gates will be lifted to the outside world and the tradition of demanding tribute shall once more serve. It is reminded that the uruks be fair in their demands, a trinket, valuable or small sum of money will suffice.

 

 

DECLARATION OF A WHITEWASH

Thievery from your brethren is almost as heinous as murder. To take away something your brethren worked tirelessly to attain is a dishonour a true uruk of KRUGMAR should not even fathom. Alas, one uruk thought it right to do so.

Murak, once of the Clan Gorkil, has hereby been deemed a whitewash and it is encouraged that all uruks contribute to his detention for the crimes of thieving another uruks slave, setting her free and conniving with evil spirits. Once detained he will be subject to a trial of combat.

[PraiseTheLord 868]

HAZURK'RAGUK ROMAN SALUTES, GLAD TO HEAR OF THE TRIBUTARY SYSTEM BEING REINTRODUCED. "YUB YUB, DIZ WILL BRING MANI KUHNTZ TU OUR WALLZ."

[ThatGuy_777 220]

"T'is strange that I'm actually glad to see Krugmar taking tribute again." Comments a passing Druid, proceeding down the path again without further delay.

[blago 1602]

Xorak'Raguk is told of the bulletin's saying by his friend, Lurc, seemingly in approval as he'd let out a beastly roar for all of the Goi to hear "Mi iz zure tu flatz ze skah zat ztole mi znaga, mi iz zure!"  With that he'd continue delivering lashes to his slaves, a pleasure filling him as he rakes in great fortune from the business. 

[Jason of the North 203]

The olog child stares at the poster, and runs off to tell his popo, though not being able to read, just brings his popo to it

[FloralHedgehog 493]

As the green halfman read the words "Gates will be lifted" his eyes would widen with glee. "finalleh I can ge' some o' that good orcish green again!"