LPT 771 Share Posted April 2, 2018 A goblin stands up in a crowd of orcs in the tavern, he blows a horn to get the rowdy bunch to settle down and listen to what he has to say. "Ahn few twiggie dayz ago ahn uruk dizrezpected ah Gorkil iyn duh Klompin pitz despite losing duh klomp pit. Duh Gorkil peep diz ahz ah high dizhonour und dey challenge Zhag'Yar tu ahn honor klomp iyn front ob duh goi urukz. Iyf Zhag'Yar iyz iyn diz playze we blah hiym tu rezpond. Blahing nub tu ahn honor klomp wuld blah tu duh Uzg he iyz nub hunnurable. Gorkillz wunt duh klomp az zoon as possible tu settle dis dispute ahn get bak tu klompin external threatz." ((Orcs keep an eye on the Discord for a mini-event in the near future if you're an Orc and aren't in our Discord you're missing out, PM me and I can get you the link. If you wish to join the Orcs and want more info you can ask me or any other Orc and we'll be happy to help)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
herculean_wud 3662 Share Posted April 2, 2018 "Da orkish way am to klomp. Agh so dere will be ash." The Rex surveyed the pit from his regal seat, awaiting the impending the duel. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheekyNolan 5420 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Kargak awaits the honour klomp eagerly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Travista 1361 Share Posted April 2, 2018 "Mite maykz rite," Shreck would comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man of Respect 5471 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Eath'Lur dabs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_NotChris 278 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Tulanug waits with his popcorn, awaiting for the klomp to begin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pond 1069 Share Posted April 2, 2018 "Ah Waghchief dizrezpectun ah GORKIL? But is nub hunneruble, mi kun nub wait to peep diz klomp, ah klomp dat wyll bi un de buuks uf de Krugmsr Libreri, mi zure uf it." Dumbuk would say apon receiving the news, raising his club into the air Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slothtastic 761 Share Posted April 2, 2018 Warûk, of no clan, simply grinned. The Ulug sat in the awaiting crowd of the Orcs, standing above many. He waved a mighty Warcleaver above his head, while eating a roast turkey in the other hand. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RalphGiezer 68 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Zhag'Yar would stare intently at the burnt severed cow head which was originally placed in the Yar den by the SAME Gorkil, but is now in his blarg- next to his hookah. He'd produce a slight scoff "Hmn, Wuelb-" Tossing the head into the bonfire within his house, Zhag'Yar grunted with a perk of his brow "Peepz lyke diz momo zkah'r kan'nub tayk ag inzuult..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Kotturra'Braduk wonders why the Gorkil just won't sod off. Perhaps she needed to leave another pair of severed balls on his doorstep. After all, what are rivalries for? OOC Picture Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HortonHeardAWho 243 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Zrarly hears word of all of this from his travelling tent. Commenting on it himself, "Niyz to hear dat me bruddahs be duin' deir tradizhunz. Alwaez hozh tu hold tu tradizhunz..." Before handing out more fliers of his shameless crew recruitment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luxus 48 Share Posted April 3, 2018 Targoth-Wargoth Vorgak'Gorkil chants for his kin, ready to witness the honour klomp. "Krug's fe-kub's naym haz been ztayned ash otha tik. Dah weak agh dah dizhunurareh hav nub playz in dah Uzg! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LPT 771 Author Share Posted April 4, 2018 The same goblin enters the tavern a few days later and exclaims with a large amount of Gorkil pride. "Zagruck'Gorkil am duh winner ob duh klomp. Duh izzue between klanz haz been rezulved un duh Uzg am bak tu regular buinezz. Prayze Krug" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted July 21, 2018 Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly. If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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