Fire in the Shire!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A paper is posted to the Dunshire Noticeboard, and other places

There's been a fire in Dunshire!

~A paiting of the fire as it burns through Merric Greenhand's burrow~

Attention Dunshire halflings! Today I have ill news for you, since much ill has happened! Today, a group of raiders (Uruks and others believed to be with the N.A.A) entered Dunshire and set one of the burrows ablaze. Accounts of the damages are still coming in, but from what I've seen and heard, this is the damage so far:

-Complete destruction of Merric Greenhand's burrow

-Minor damage to other burrows nearby

-Minor damage to the carrot, potato, and beetroot crops near the flames

-Medium damage to the roads that passes by the burrow

-Massive loss of animal life as they eat ash and breathe in smoke

-Strong chance of the water supply being poisoned by the ash

-Loss of sanity and morale in us Dunshire halflings

The casualties are unknown, but we do not think that any were directly harmed by the flames (Although the raiders may have harmed a few of us wee folks before they set the burrow ablaze!).

It is in these times that we must band together to promote PEACE among all fellows, and to protect ourselves from terrible attacks such as these!

I will now draw some more paintings of this horrible crime against us:

~The ashes of Merric Greenhand's burrow after the initial blaze dies down~

~The smoke rises up from the fires still burning within, threatening to choke Dunshire and its people~

~There must've been some Cactus Green or Halfling's Grass inside of a cellar in the burrow, because the smoke suddenly turns green and threatens to choke everyone AND make us all high and unreasonable~

~The fire finally dies out completely, leaving nothing but the burned out husk of a burrow~

Please be wary of future raiders who might come to destroy all we hold dear! Fight back with shovels, eggs, pebbles, anything! Anything is better than facing destruction such as this! We shall not let Dunshire burn!

Long live Dunshire's Democracy! May Lord Knox bless us all!

-Madeline Applefoot, Deputy of Dunshire

 

[Pond 1069]

"Good job whoever raided these ******* heretics, GOD did not want these HERETIC halflings to be made, good riddance, they deserve to be exterminated." A Holy Crusader of God would say

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

1 minute ago, Pond said:

"Good job whoever raided these ******* heretics, GOD did not want these HERETIC halflings to be made, good riddance, they deserve to be exterminated." A Holy Crusader of God would say

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"''ow 'ard 'ave ye been hit on t'eh 'ead sir? Yer sayin' comple'e gibberish tha' makes no sense!" Madeline Applefoot would reply

[THUNDER37 162]

An' old Southron stood a'top the rubble with a handful of 'Dunshire Green Leaf' within his grasp, turning to eye the demon pig as it flew above the wreckage of a burrow. 

 

"Damn ya', demon pig! Ah'll 'ave th' las' laugh PIGBLEES! Down wi' th' bacon!"

 

The Southron then added a small vinyl to the ashes, to commemorate the occasion with fine music!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7EfnYwpmOE 

[thesaintjaleel 792]

"Since Courland...I've vowed never to use my magic for violence again." Val would look over the pamphlet from the depths of his slave room, a deep sigh escaping him with dilated eyes - his tone soon shifting from sorrow to anger  "I wouldn't be so hypocritical if the haflings hadn't interfered with the plans of my lord..." the slave said aloud, orange flame carefully being emitted just above his fingers to begin eating away at the pamphlet slowly, a few sparks shooting out as ash fell to the floor.

[Bloody_Russian 131]

7 minutes ago, Pond said:

"Good job whoever raided these ******* heretics, GOD did not want these HERETIC halflings to be made, good riddance, they deserve to be exterminated." A Holy Crusader of God would say

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Samuel shakes his head, disapprovingly "Men are in no place to guess the will of God, we are but ants to Him, and no ant may understand the full will of the Almighty.  We sin just as much as these poor beings, albeit in different ways, if not more so.  We kill while they drink, we war while they trade, we conquer while they exist, in some of Man's case, we pray to false gods in some nations as they pray to false gods in theirs, and we conduct genocide while they sinfully and excessively fornicate. God permits everything for a reason, even the creation of Halflings. May all good Canonists stand with the Halflings in their time of need, in spite of their sins and transgressions against God's will.  We consider murderers who follow God our brethren yet consider these peaceful pagans inferior and deserving of genocide? Let us not condemn, let them not pervert, but let we as followers of the True God converse with and convert these poor souls, so that we may all eventually join hands in awe and worship of the Almighty Creator. God bless Mankind, and God guide us in aiding these pagans and guiding them toward the True Faith and worship of God. More than anything, God bless this world and let it achieve the peace it so direly needs."

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Who permitted the complete griefing of a burrow which was very well made and which took the owner a long time to build? Was he even online? 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

3 hours ago, Hobbs_Burrows said:

Who permitted the complete griefing of a burrow which was very well made and which took the owner a long time to build? Was he even online? 

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((I did, and HazeOrb wasn’t online at the time))

[Hobbs_Burrows 497]

Thanks to the expert burrowers of Dunshire, Merric's burrow has been fully restored

 

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