The Ninth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night!

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[!] A piece of paper is nailed to the Dunshire Noticeboard and other noticeboards

T'eh Ninth Annual Dunshire Drinking Night!

 ~Some halflings chatting in the Ale Garden of Dunshire~

Come all ye fellows o' Dunshire! We're having another party that'll be worth attending!

 

Contents:

~Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern

~Shogging in Dunshire Lake

~Time and other matters

 

Drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern

~A view of Festival Road~

We'll be drinking in the Drunken Duck Tavern just like normal!

Here's the menu:

The Boozes:

Drugged Pumpkin Vodka: A very tasty vodka that will leave you wasted in more ways than one!

The Orange-ocolate: A sweet booze with chocolate, carrots, and more sugar brewed into it! Great for all ages!

Salad Booze: A booze made with melons and carrots, perfect for our vegan drinkers!

Forest Ale: We're not sure what forests have mushrooms, cacti, melons, and wheat all growing wild in it, but there's bound to be one.

Applebrook Porter: A rich, strong Porter, that gives off a faint taste of something else you just cannot name. You have to drink it to believe it.

Withfoot Hard Cider: The classic apple-based booze that will make you snooze if you drink too much!

The Food:

Bread: The classic baked loaf we all know and love.

Baked Potatoes: Guaranteed fresh, or else we'll give you a refund on the nothingness you paid for 'em!

Pumpkin Pie: The best pumpkins are from us halflings, as they always say!

Apples: We had to use stepladders to pluck these!

Cooked Fish: Almost as tasty as Pork!

Cooked Pork: Almost as tasty as fish!

Carrots: Comes in almost any color of the rainbow except for everything but orange!

Melons: Juicy!

Crabs: Nice and crunchy!

 

Shogging in Dunshire Lake!

~Dunshire Lake!~

We'll all be gathering around Dunshire Lake to do some good ol' shoggin' like the halflings of old! While it won't be competitive, please try ter do your best anyways, as you never know if there'll be carrots as a reward for the best shogger! May the best shogger beat them all! And may all have fun regardless!

 

Time and other matters

 

Time: Near t'eh end o' this Elven Week and t'eh beginning of the next! ((3 PM EST on June 3, 2018, which is TOMORROW))

Location: Dunshire village, where the wee folks call home! In the Tavern and Ale Garden most especially! And also around Dunshire Lake for shogging!

Am I invited?: Of course ye are! All are welcome as long as they don't cause any trouble!

Why are these Drinking Night Awareness Posters taking so long to come out?: Uhh.... no reason a' all! Oi'm nay lazy, I swear!

Anything else?: Dunshire is doin' pretty well right now! I'd come and see this Drinking Night if I were ye!

 

This has been the Dunshire Drinking Night Awareness paper, done by Madeline Applefoot, Elder of Dunshire

 

Long Live Dunshire's Democracy! Lord Knox bless us all!

-Madeline Applefoot

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OOC: Welcome to the Dunshire Drinking Night image gallery! Here you may find some images from previous Drinking Nights at Dunshire just for the heck of it. If you have any screenshots you'd like to send to be included here, notify me!

((no images from the Eighth Dunshire Drinking Night since I failed to attend it))

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Trixie let's out a cheer upon seeing the piece of paper nailed to the notice board.

 

"Ah can't wait to have a good 'ol Shoggin! Been awhile but I reckon I haven't rusted up at all. Not to mention it'll be good to have a drink or several, help calm the nerves."

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