The price of Donkey-Theft

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

[!] A notice is pinned to the Dunshire Noticeboard, crinkled and hard to read

 

Have you seen this foul crook?

~A crude drawing of the thief ((Do not meta the name))~

He has stolen one of Dunshire's Donkeys, and has harassed the halflings of Dunshire quite a lot

For these crimes, anyone who captures this thief and brings him to the Dunshire authorities for him to be rewarded with 37 iron ingots and be given the blessings of the halfling people

Once captured, he will be jailed for a few days, and perhaps shoveled at the end of his sentence, due to the terrors he has caused.

Please make sure to-

[!] The paper is suddenly cut off, the rest covered in various splatters of blood

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Source for Blood Splatter image: https://www.stickpng.com/img/people/blood/blood-splatter 

 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Just now, Simba said:

Goblin Slayer would say "Ah, you mean the drowning donkey I rescued from the Dunshire lake, then returned due-fully to your stables? Ah, yes."

 

A dead halfling girl lies on the ground, her eyes emptily looking off into nowhere. In her back there is a large gash from a sword, which appears to have been how she died. Her body lies on a path through Dunshire, surrounded by her halfling friends as they too struggled against some bigguns who threatened them. She'd remember how Goblin Slayer took the Donkey without their permission, and then refused to return it despite being asked to do so many times. She'd remember Goblin Slayer running his mount through the crowds of halflings and bigguns, trying to trample everyone to death. She'd remember her final moments lying on the ground, having been felled by Goblin Slayer's blade. 

 

Of course, all this information has died with her. 

 

Her dead lips lay silent.

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^ THIS ?

[MunaZaldrizoti 8037]

Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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