NOTTINGHAM WINS EPIC STYLE HAHA YES

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NOTTINGHAM ALL STARS DELUXE EDITION

(HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS!!!)

 

Spoiler

 

(IMMERSION MUSIC)

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https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEO4qmt4Oj

 

The mighty Denis in all his glory

 

As the day settles down, the Nottinglads settle down by the fire once more to recount the happenings of the day. Today, Denis The Quick-Blade stands before the men, his bandana blowing with the wind, and his blade shining with the fire. “Boy have ah got a story fer y’all”

 

The Happenings from the legendary hero Denis’ prospective.

 

Ok guys, so basically this was epic. Blogus, the Stinky Dur’Zub, a mysterious goblin, and myself enter Lord Beesechurger’s stank dungeon after hearing rumours of epic manlet plunder. Sweat, and fecal matter wafted through the air, but we powered through. The tall stone walls smeared with ****, and unwashed manlets running around (not epic). The manlet king himself Balrog approached the mighty men of Nottingham, thinking himself strong enough to face us. Spoiler alert: He was not. Balrog and his pointy eared boy toys ran into their gate house, begging for mercy, but Denis knows no mercy. The coward Balrog looked me in the eyes and said, “PLEASE DENIS PLEASE FORGIVE ME, I GIVE YOU ALL OUR IRON PLEASE BRO PLEASE BRO!!!!”, so we take his iron and SLAYED him anyway. That’s pretty much it, it’s just that easy boys. Would definitely visit again.
 

Durzub, The white Ologs perspective

 

zOuNd sToUTy MAyKEz:

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1jEO4qmt4Oj

 

Blogus da Black’s Perspective

 

The city (City is where people live together) was epic, a stone city built from the finest of stone. Blogus knew what was going to happen as he walked in with his allies; Denis (the quickest blade in the land) and Durzub (the great big brother of the honorable Blogus da Black) and a mysterious goblin who decided to join (epick man) were at his side, blades at the ready. “Who heer finna klomp mi?” Blogus roared, however nobody answered. A city of complete cowards(Cowards: meaning cowardly biches). As the cowards cowered in fear of the mighty BLOGUS and his allies, the skygods pushed and prodded them to come out. The mighty raiders had even let the weak cowards gear up before the fight! How merciful! Try as they might to avoid it, it was inevitable. The klomp ensued and guess what? The Nottinglads won again surprise surprise. “Nyze zity” Blogus said, “Mi finna vizit next week hur hur”.

 

 

Reginald Speaking on a different matter

 

Earlier that day, Demon slayer and Reginald The Sly-Blade escorted a dwarf of marshal status he claimed. They took no payment only the horses in which sat in there unlocked stables. Once doing so they rode around using these horses to guard the dwarf at the entrance of the room. Once Time passed they allowed the marshall to leave yet forcing the two on horses to stay and fight there horde of men. Outnumbering these lads 3:1 They defeated all odds and escaped with the horse. The boy would have a bag full of armor along with weapons and other items he stole from these boys. Once doing so, They had knocked out the leader of the land stripping him of his gear then tossing him on the fast horses of his own. Once riding off to curon they’d find no use for him and toss him to the guards on grounds of him harboring enemies of the nation. The dwarf would be stripped of pride there and word got back to Reginald from the screams you heard outside the barracks that this man was slain. To hear the fact that this Balrog grandaxe fellow was once more executed following by the same people of his home, would shock him and make him ponder on whether not only harboring fugitives they now follow to harbor undead. Reginald hid the horse off somewhere and chuckles at the thought that they couldn’t even kill the two waves of people that came today, for the ball was in there court and they layed it up on there hoop.

 

 

The Nottinglads begin to sing

 

Song of the mysterious goblin

 

Oh the prophets they tell of a mysterious man

Whose REDACTED is as green as a green ogre’s head

This man’s blade goes where he pleases

Slicing and dicing whatever appeases

 

Goblin! Goblin!

Oh how we sing!

Goblin! Goblin!

This world’s new king!

 

THE END

 

 

Signed Reginald The Sly-Blade : | Lord of Manor Sheckle Wes | Head of Bokolo Tribe, Molo Bumba | Carpenter of the letl dez hoza cullin Ship | Head of the Yezchec guez chec’ rel rech boat | Son of Denis The Quick-Blade

 

SIGNED BLOGUS DA BLACK :  |CHOZEN ZON OF KRUG | CHAMPION MUD WRASSLER | EPICK MAN | FIRZT BLACK REX OF KRUGMAR | BIGGEST BLACKEST MAN IN THE LAND |

 

SIGNED BY : HEROBRINE - EPIC GUY

 

SIGNED BY : GARROND FROSTBEARD -

 

SIGNED BY: DENIS THE QUICK-BLADE

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Blogus the Black makes a nice barbecue dinner for the Nottinglads, “Hosh....”

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Reginald The Sly-Blade Gasps

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Durzub thinks this is VERY important 

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

"That's mighty fine." Clayton smiled the suns smile from his poo-encrusted sky dungeon.

[1784 185]

This is not an off-topic post this is a roleplay scenario depicted in a first person writing.. stop being mingebags FMs

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1 minute ago, 1784 said:

This is not an off-topic post this is a roleplay scenario depicted in a first person writing.. stop being mingebags FMs

((That’s literally the second one and it’s not funny whatsoever and once we request it to be put In the proper area, they deem it fit to be here when it’s clearly not intended for here.

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

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