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Well… At Least They Tried

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    The False Frostbeards, otherwise known as Blackfists by the Dwarven Populace, attempted a raid on the strong people of Agnarum on the 20 of the Grand Harvest, 1698. Each one of them, believing themselves to be blessed warriors, turned out to worse than the lowest grunts of the Dwarven Legion. Their Barbaric ways are backed up by poor skill and poor strategy- they are bark with no bite. Once the mighty gates of Agnarum lifted, they realized their mistake. Two Ran, including Hamnil, and a beardling sadly brainwashed by their tales of fantasy. Garrond , quoted yelling “Bonzai” as he charged the force, died instantly at the hands of Darek Hammerfist. Hamnil Frostbeard was chased, being shot by Zahrer ‘The Merciful’ Irongrinder in the back of the head, his beard stipped from him on the spot. The Beardling, clearly very poorly trained by the Other Blackfists, ran close to the rest of the Agnarum’s Forces, being shot by Fili Grandaxe soon after, his beard being stripped as well. The forces returned to the body of Garrond, stripping his beard. The Blackfists tried, but as we all know, their heinous barking is nothing close to their puppy bite.

The Proud Dwarves known as:

Zahrer Irongrinder, Darek Hammerfist, Clan Father Azkel Frostbeard, Fili Grandaxe, Norrik Hammerforge, Kairn Irongrinder, and Arak Irongrinder were the members of the Agnarum Forces who slaughtered the rats.

    These pests, while persistent, hold no threat at all besides their fowl words they spit at anyone in sight.

    They are Bandits, they are Barbarians, they are The Banished, They are Not Kin.

     But then again, at least they tried.

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Dwain slams his hand in agreement in the tavern

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The old dwarf chuckles as he jokes with the other warriors on their way back to the city. He tucks Hamnil’s beard into a fold in his coat, the beginning of his collection.

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Gror laughs hearing of his comrades victory! "Well dun lads, ah didn' even 'ave t' beh dere an yeh still took dem un!! Dey realleh must suck!" he cheered

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Cyrene laughs as she recalls a memory of blowing a Dominion horn upon spotting three Frostbeards enter the city.
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Balrog shakes his head in wonder and pure confusion Te’ fock were te’ t’inkin, a’ could do e’ better job alone...some dwed never learn. 

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3 hours ago, sneakybandit said:

Darek Hammerfist adds the new beards to his collection

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Thumril would chuckle" Indeed, a noice collection ye 'ave... oi wish oi could see it wit' me eyes... well done. Atleast t'ey troid..." would head to the tavern for an ale.

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Kóri ‘The amazed’ Stormbreaker is in awe of the great and populous kingdom of Agnar akoxeigytpty.jpg

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Moved to The Great Library. It shall be sorted into the appropriate category shortly.

 

If you feel this is a mistake, please contact myself or any FM and we'll restore it. 

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