Guest Share Posted March 18, 2019 Curonia Prints 2nd Edition HeadLines !!!! - Ser Graham Milner ‘The Paint Knight’ Scandal - bonehead ate all the potatoes in the storage - potatoes shortage - commander Gavin is tickled pink after a one night stand with an unknown female Ser Graham Milner Scandal Rumours have been spreading around Avalain, the old men in the tavern saying the old knight has been having affairs with elven women. As the old men drink their ale, they told the reporter of the affairs of the knight. It is unsure at the time of printing if there is any truth to these. Potatoes shortage Bonehead, the half olog returned to curonia this past saints day. The olog apparently had been starved on his journey from Atlas. He found the kingdom’s potatoes stocks. Eyewitnesses have stated they have seen nothing like this before as he devoured all the potatoes the kingdom had. It seems curonia’s farmers will have tough work ahead of them to replace the stock of the kingdom. Captain Gavin is tickled pink after a one night stand! The Ursus captain has turned after falling asleep in a home with an unknown female. His hair to boots is now a lovely shade of pink. The reporter is wondering how the captain's wife is feeling after such controversy. The reported apparently could find little other details about this incident. Adverts Cost 100 minas per issue to have any adverts posted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimeWolf0080 1509 Share Posted March 18, 2019 “Damn, Otter not going ta be happy when he finds out were all the potatoes went” Ashley said with a giggle as she read Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody Zairos 37 Share Posted March 18, 2019 “Gavin looks like a fae that was thrown into the dirt and stepped on.” Zairos chuckled at his own response. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaelan 1918 Share Posted March 18, 2019 "Pink is an elvish colour if there ever was such a thing... and I hate elves!" Announced Alasdair Falkenrath as he tossed this latest issue into the fireplace after having finished it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Areln 199 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Laethesia, local gossip, reads the print with great interest! “Amazing,” She decides, eagerly awaiting the next issue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanchables 528 Share Posted March 18, 2019 ”Elves? NEVER!!” Graham would exclaim very loudly! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AutumnSoul 218 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Klaudia reads the scandalous papers from her embassy offices within in the Royal Palace and shakes her head “My my. . Graham messing around with elven women . . . .well he does seem to have a way with ladies . . . human or otherwise it seems.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajax 335 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Reynauld Reads the paper. “WHAT THE ****. THEY STACK **** THAT HIGH?” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enlightenment 2300 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Demetrio sees the sketch of Gavin, thinking to himself how this man looked gravely similar to the man who attempted to kill his duke! ”Does Curon harbor assassins?” He said to himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivoreyy 2303 Share Posted March 18, 2019 Anabel doesn’t believe this propoganda about the the knight she titled herself, Graham! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheczar 378 Share Posted March 18, 2019 After reading the article concerning the newly made Regent of Curonia, Edward Suffolk wonders if the third edition will be themed “heads, spikes, walls”. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archbishop 1784 Share Posted March 18, 2019 15 hours ago, Pun said: Captain Gavin is tickled pink after a one night stand! The Ursus captain has turned after falling asleep in a home with an unknown female. His hair to boots is now a lovely shade of pink. The reporter is wondering how the captain's wife is feeling after such controversy. The reported apparently could find little other details about this incident. Archbishop Zachery’s concerns continue to grow as he mounts his horse and makes way to Curon with great haste! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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