Guest Share Posted March 20, 2019 Curonia Prints 5th Edition HeadLines !!!! Lord James relations with the cows doing unspeakable acts, as marriage continues to fall apart. Second in command of the navy seen in compromising with an unknown female Huntsmen receive land in curonia! Queen’s ladies night success!! Lord James relations with cows after marital relations break further. Lord James Suffolk has been spotted doing unspeakable acts with his father's cows. A reliable source has informed the reporter that as the young lord continues to have issues in his marriage, he has taken to ‘sleeping’ with the animals. No statement from the young lord as of yet. Second in command of the navy seen with an unknown female. Otter, the second in command of the naval forces of curon was spotted with the young women by the fountain in Avalain. It was reported that he and she were in a very compromising position as others walked by. I am sure that the Archbishop will be speaking with them regarding unmarried affairs. Huntsmen receive lands in Curonia! His Majesty King Wilhelm has granted guild lands within Curonia. An agreement was sighed between his majesty and the huntsmen leader this past saint day. The shall be given an island near the capital city of Avalian. Queen’s ladies night success!! Last saints night, Her Majesty Queen Evelyn Devereux held a very successful ladies night in Avalain with the fiance of the emperor among the guests present. Only one male tried to attend, Hektor Boliver wore a wig and dress and was soon found out. He received a dip in the fountain for his efforts after being removed from the event. Hopefully, more events hosted by the queen soon. Adverts Cost 100 minas per issue to have any posted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotherLay 977 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Madelyn Suffolk looks at the paper, smiling as she sees her father. “He’s always in there!” She comments to no one in particular. “They are his favorite animals!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivoreyy 2303 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Anabel grins, recalling the Ladies Night to have been a great success! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wulfery 832 Share Posted March 20, 2019 “Friggr spits out his ale, starting to choke as he read the first headline. Finally coughing out last bits of liquid that tried to assassinate him, Gorundyrman would look again in disbelief at the paper.” Feikin’ wha’? Shite, tha’ paper just asks for blood spill. “Starting to doubt how enjoyable Curonian print actually is for him, Friggr would toss the paper into fireplace, returning to paperwork still concerned.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimeWolf0080 1509 Share Posted March 20, 2019 *Ashley sighs as she reads the paper on the bench right out side the clinic with a shake of her head* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajax 335 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Reynauld has religious fervor for a new crusade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloody Zairos 37 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Zairos sighs as he looks at the segment of the paper with Otter in it ”Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Otter you sly bastard.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluee 443 Share Posted March 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Pun said: Lord James Suffolk has been spotted doing unspeakable acts with his father's cows. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NecroDot 18 Share Posted March 20, 2019 “What the...” James grumbles in annoyance, briefly stopping to look at the headlines before going to butcher another cow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blanchables 528 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Graham yawns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigergiri 3073 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Would look at the paper on disbelief, then disgust.” People will read anything these day. Who would trust this?” Before throwing the paper in the trash, with a huff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Matthias squints hard at the picture of ladies night. "Wha-how-why is Khoren in there?!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodMarsh 30 Share Posted March 20, 2019 “We need a mans-night-in...”Gavin says sitting in his bed, still suffering from an unknown sickness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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