Brandybrook Shogging Tournament!

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A page of paper is nailed to the Brandybrook Notice Board or found floating about in the wind.

Brandybrook Shogging Tournament!

~The docks of Brandybrook~

Earlier t’is year, we tried ter do some shogging with a bundle of bigguns. Sadly, they were too busy jokin’ around ter actualleh play the game correctly! Since all of us halflings were left disappointed by the lack of shogging, we ought to have an entire party focused on shogging in order ter set thin’s right!

Contents: 

~Time and other matters~

~Drinking in the Toady Traveler Tavern!~

~Shogging Tournament in Dinkle River~

~Darts & Fishing!~

 

~Time and other matters~

~How to get to Brandybrook from the Cloud Temple~

What: A shogging tournament + drinking night!

Where: In Brandybrook, the home of the halfling race!

When: Close to the end o’ this Elven Week! ((3 PM EST, Sunday the 21^th of April))

Who is invited: Everyone who doesn’t cause trouble!

 

Drinking in the Toady Traveler Tavern!

~The halflings gather in the Toady Traveler Tavern~

We’ll be brewin’ the best of boozes fer ye to drink, nay worries! All the booze will be provided at NO COST ter ye, ‘n free food will be provided to help wash it all down! Spend this time to chat with those ye’ll be shogging against later!

 

~Shogging Tournament in Dinkle River!~

~Shogging with weird bigguns~

Onto the main event! This will be a shogging competition where the person who comes out on top wins a very nice GOLDEN SHOVEL to serve as a trophy, as well as a small prize of 1,000 minas that the monks keep shoving down our throats!

Please sign up for the Shogging Tournament with the following form:

Name:

Race:

Tell us more about yourself:

Why do you want to win this Tournament:

Below is t’a official guide ter Shoggin’.

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How to Shog

Shogging is a very common Halfling Sport that most Halflings wish to master. Here are the basic rules:

1: Begin with one person on each log.

2: The goal is to knock your opponent off of their log without falling off of your own!

3: No jumping from one log to the other! Stay on your own log!

4: You must wear a pumpkin on your head and use a shovel to try and knock your opponent off.

5: No finding extra holes through your pumpkin! (Don’t use third person camera or hide your user interface to avoid the pumpkin penalty!)

 

Some tips and tricks:

1: It’s useful to sneak so that you don’t fall off by accident.

2: However, you can suddenly stop sneaking to rapidly move forwards to catch your opponent by surprise!

3: Playing defensively is usually better than playing aggressively, but sometimes being aggressive can pay off!

 

 

~Darts & Fishing~

~Fishing during the Brandybrook River Festival~

After t’is all beh done, we’ll play some Darts and quietly fish until we all get bored and go home!

Here be the rules fer darts:

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Each player takes 3 darts and takes turns throwing at the Dartboard with /roll 20. The person with the highest score at the end wins!

 

Point Scoring:

1-3: Miss

4-8: 10 points

9-13: 20 points

14-17: 30 points

18-19: 40 points

20: 50 POINTS!

Long Live Brandybrook! Praised be Lord Knox!

-Daisy Applefoot

[!] The page ends with the official seal of Brandybrook

[CanadianKiwiFlight 1901]

Name: The Great ROLLO APPLEFOOT

Race: Halflin’

Tell us more about yourself: I am the great ROLLO APPLEFOOT, Thain of Brandybrook, Protecter of Weefolk, Slayer of Manipulative Mages, Creepy Undead, and Ungrateful Bigguns. Leader of Halflings and Chosen Protecter By Lord ArkaKnox himself!

Why do you want to win this Tournament: Because im cool

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Name: Daisy Applefoot

Race: Halfling o’ course!

Tell is more about yourself: Oi loike taters!

Why do you want to win this Tournament: I like shovels ‘n oi’m gonna win as ah resul’!

[FloralHedgehog 493]

Name: Harold

 

Race: Halfling 

 

Tell us more about yourself: Am an avid shogger since I was a wee-er man and will hopefully continue doing it. 

 

Why do you want to win this Tournament: Go' to regain m' title as best shogger o'course! 

[Georgios 3]

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[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

Name: Zkrew-Luz’Raguk

Race: Gob

Tell us more about yourself: Me red ?

Why do you want to win this Tournament: Shovel is just spear for dirt

[Archipelego 2188]

Name: Kasfer & Aiden

Race: Halfling & Elf

Tell us more about yourself: Both druids

Why do you want to win this Tournament: To teach these yunguns how we did it back in Pendlemere.

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

Daisy Applefoot appears to be very excited! ”T’a Shogging Tournamen’ beh ‘appenin’ VEREH VEREH SOON!” She’d holler

((3 PM EST TODAY!))

[osumanduas 1442]

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