Guzr 2050 Share Posted September 7, 2019 WOES AND TOES [x] The Ragukian force Their swords had grown dormant, their forges no longer bore the hearth of the flame. They were no longer the Vanguard; then Wargoth Garrdum’Raguk was ordered to lead his redskin ilk out front, surveying the vintasian hold. He and the boys knelt over the hill, Fizzard’Raguk looking through that of a spyglass and reporting to Froki’Raguk, of which wrote the message and gave it to Dura and Hedpoppa. At last, the defenses, numbers and other details came to the Wargoth’s ears. They had set up camp, preparing the ground for the rest of the Orks whilst they readied the war. However, he of Raguk descent was not satisfied by simple and mundane tasks of logistic and inspection. The Raguk called all ‘Da Boyz’, and set out onto the road. With their blades brandished; the warband cleaned off many a victim with Kalgrym at their side; retrieving trophies as they went forth. Elf, Human and Halfling alike fell to their blades, and soon they had returned to the War-camp; bearing that of a grotesque memorial. Sixty toes were handed to each ork, all wettened by Kalgrym and readied by the clansmen; enlarged as to be more noticeable. They congregrated around Vintas, tossing the trophies over the walls and into the windows of the housing, breaking pane and pot alike; and soon the sky blackened with raining toes. Thuds of fleshly meat dropped upon the city’s surface, cascading and drowning the air. This went on for some time, before a silence drew out; of which was immediately answered by the Vanguard, the Unbroken. “WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!” Their Vanguardian ways had been restored, and their chance for glory had come at last. CLICK HERE TO SEE :^) @sergisala https://discord.gg/8Zejzy8Raguk discord “ANG GUND GRIISH.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardory 2978 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Fizzard proceeds to laugh as the Vintasian diet was rained upon by multitudes of multiracial toes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boomzerang 515 Share Posted September 7, 2019 SWAMPGOTH DRÛTRAM’LAK finds the Raguks’ toe removal services quit humorous, if a little barbaric. “Imagine ‘avin’ a toe fly through lats window...” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Livviez 52 Share Posted September 7, 2019 The Great Warrior Dura’Raguk Offers a strong-armed Raguk Salute “Iz an honor to kollekt toez of da lezzerz for da toe luverz, mi did mi part, kan lat zay da zame?” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted September 7, 2019 Leydluk nods approvingly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDER37 162 Share Posted September 7, 2019 Kalgrym’s gut warbled and wiggled a’top the masses of amputated corpses strewn atop the roads.. His mass heaving through their lifeless forms as he made his way to the temple, an eagerness to lure more children from their safe haven evident in the smile he wore. ”C’mere wee’ beardlin’ nae’ ya’ cry, dadd’eh goin’a cut ya’ an’ make ya’ cry..” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inferno_Ougi 1454 Share Posted September 7, 2019 "WAAAAAGH!" Aki'Raguk roared all the way from San'Strok. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted September 7, 2019 2 hours ago, THUNDER37 said: lure more children Kotturik’Braduk shook her head from Stargush’Stroh, disappointed at Kalgrym’s dishonorable action of harming defenseless children. “Ztupid momoz’kah’r.” She recalls the code of honor, not to fight anything that can’t defend itself; children, halflings, expectant mothers, the like. “Zhame.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juststan147 277 Share Posted September 8, 2019 Weird sense of humour I suppose “Rickard would say scratching his head” luckily it did not interrupt the training, but please next time just fight us in battle. It takes less effort to wipe orcs from the earth than to clean up these toes Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzr 2050 Author Share Posted September 9, 2019 5 hours ago, Juststan147 said: Weird sense of humour I suppose “Rickard would say scratching his head” luckily it did not interrupt the training, but please next time just fight us in battle. It takes less effort to wipe orcs from the earth than to clean up these toes “Ukke, ‘ere lat go.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juststan147 277 Share Posted September 10, 2019 On 9/9/2019 at 5:29 AM, WilliamTanner said: “Ukke, ‘ere lat go.” Thanks Man, Atleast that is funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ixli 1472 Share Posted September 11, 2019 Silir Uradir releases a sigh, ”Ah, here we go again. Orcs breaking Krug’s code of honor.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted September 11, 2019 2 13 hours ago, Ixli said: Silir Uradir releases a sigh, ”Ah, here we go again. Orcs breaking Krug’s code of honor.” “Yub – mi will take a high twig’s word on wot Krugs code of honour is.” Said Brainboy’Raguk, a scholar learnéd and experienced in interpreting Krug’s codes, with an arrogant chuckle which properly reflected his learnédness and experience! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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