On The Golem Epidemic

[Demented_Delila 1248]

 [!] A note has been pinned to the board, scrawled in the hand writing of one Physician. A similar note would be pinned to the wall in the clinic.

 

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To the Blessed Citizenry,

 

In regards to the golem situation, although it is more of a problem, I have some answers that should please you.

 

As of today, the 1st of the Deep Cold in the year 1732, golems are hereby banned from the clinic. This includes if the impera is present for medical or non-medical purposes. Golems cause a certain unease within our patients, I myself having been one of those patients some years ago during the start of our Golem Epidemic. 

 

I had gone into labour and the Okarir’maehr’s golem was freshly obtained. It lingered in the hall, unclean and uncaring for my demands for it to leave. I do not put the blame on her, as it was new to her. Yet, this would be one incident among many. Golems make those who should be resting and healing,  uneasy and frightened. 

 

Yet, blame shifts to other Golems. The golem called Lu’lok, for example, keeps devouring our bell, and I have lost count of just how many times I’ve replaced it only for him to eat it. The golem Ka Klad proclaimed he was a doctor, despite his lack of certification. Miss Uppori Visaj’s missive upon the banning of golems within the Tavern should be enough to further explain our stance on the epidemic.

 

As the Deputy Physician, I declare them BANNED from the clinic.  These heavy, clunky creatures are unclean, unfeeling, and least of all, defiant when an Impera is not present. Any golems within the clinic will not be tolerated, and Imperas will be fined 25 minae or more depending on what the damage is caused by the Golems.

 

If an Impera is within the clinic, they will be required to order their Golem remain outside in the square. Failure to comply will result in Sillumiran intervention, this will vary as to when depending upon the state of the impera.

 

Your health will be handled, but golems will not be tolerated.

 

Maehr’sae Hiylun’ehya

 

 

Signed, 

Head Physician Alrin Sul’sumana

Deputy Physician Dele Seregon 

 

[Vermy 1484]

Sulraell frowns, his wrinkles covering most of his forehead  ”Hmmm, first t-they get b-banned from the t-tavern, now the c-clinic”  He’d pause, collecting his thoughts whilst scrubbing a table in the Eternal Library ”Maybe w-we shouldn’t t-trust them in our l-library aswell...”

[pkdon 2045]

Nehtamo would pass by the board, giving the note a quick glance and then smirking. “Those golems shouldn’t be trusted in my opinion. I am glad new reforms are being produced. Perhaps they should be banned from the gatehouse. After all, they let in that Uruk with weapons on his person, the Uruk which caused a major disturbance!” He’d let out a small sigh after concluding his rant, shaking his head before moving on

[MadOne 4945]

"Dafucks a Gollum?" Says Dixie to Mike.

[UmbreScye 535]

Uppori Visaj stared at the missive for a fleeting moment, nodding subtly to the contents. “It is good to see ‘thill taking action in order to protect each other.” Uppori rolled up a copy of the parchment that paraphrased the situation, storing it away in her drawers. 

[Noixkaloni 26]

Noix’kaloni makes an evil laugh when he hears about the missive, in the same place where he was testing something. ”Let them do as they please... They will have nothing to combat me once the golems are gone!” Noix goes back to what ever he was doing, laughing a bit more afterowrds.

[Ardory 2978]

Fizzard’Raguk puts his index finger on his lips as he passes through the city after paying tribute with a less rude guardsman and notices the board’s post. ”Whi deez tweegiez alwayz bannin thingz dat are hohz?” Fizzard’Raguk shakes his head, “Mi findz dah ztonemen veri hohz and fun tu blah tu indeed.” Fizzard then takes out a ‘Thill Mint out of the box he payed for and eats the cookie slowly.

[GodmodeGolem 146]

5 golems would stand in front of the paper as Klad reads it out loud THIS SEEMS LIKE GOLEM RASICM TO KLAD as the golems start to slowly chant "ROCK ROCK ROCK" thinking about a purge to kill all helfs

[Papa Rock 2400]

"Gr-Ogg.. Al-Ways.. Wash.. Gr-Ogg.. Keep.. Cl-Ean.." The large structure rumbled shortly after Ka Klad. 

[Punkinator919 116]

Datura Ithil would shake her head, crossing her arms gently upon hearing this news. “Most golems I know are well kept, well cleaned, and well behaved.. honestly what will not be allowed in Haelun’or next? Pet dogs?”