An Elder's Simple Request to Remarry

[1_Language_1 1671]

[!] A few posters were put in the imperial cities, though it was a small poster because someone didn’t want to be so outright.

 

An Elder’s Simple Request to Remarry.

My name is- [!] The rest of the poster seems ripped off, perhaps in despair.

[monkeypoacher 8055]

“Dad no...” Says Silas.

[thesaintjaleel 792]

“This is...Embarrassing...” Erasto would say with a face palm

[1_Language_1 1671]

29 minutes ago, rotund_man said:

“Dad no...” Says Silas.

 

Dad has a head injury and he no longer cARES.

 

THE MAN IS JUST LONELY.

[tasty_cheesecake 2298]

“Dude aren’t you like eighty or some **** now? I honestly lost track forgive me. -Maly”

[Demotheus 651]

“Hah!” Cackled a four foot tall dark-elf dwarf hybrid. “Aaaahahahaha!” She cackled some more. “No one wants to marry an old geezer!” Said the probably 700 year old elfess. 

[1_Language_1 1671]

Matthias is sad now, and begins to remove the posters.

42 minutes ago, tasty_cheesecake said:

“Dude aren’t you like eighty or some **** now? I honestly lost track forgive me. -Maly”

 "50."

[Vermy 1484]

An unknown Goblin manages to find a poster before they all were removed  ”Zom Pinkehs ere hozh nasteh..”  he exclaims as he tries not to vomit

[1_Language_1 1671]

((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-))

 

((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with))

 

((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID'))

 

((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!))

[Demotheus 651]

1 hour ago, Language said:

((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-))

 

((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with))

 

((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID'))

 

((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!))

((probably because no one wants to think about grandparents having the diddly doo, specially when theyre old. 

 

Feel bad thst he took his posters down tho lol. Lotha was mostly self deprecating. Rip southorons

[rukio 8924]

“That was adorable.” Marlow would say after realizing the posters were taken down. “Good luck!” 

[ApplePieKathy 561]

Miss Vivaca Rutledge, daughter of Matthias Rutledge facepalms...

“Okay... wow. FATHER WHY?!”

[Gallic 1066]

Llenn Songbird spreads word of this poor old man’s desire to find a soulmate to watch the sunset of his life with, taking it with her on her travels across every corner of Arcas.

[lev 627]

“Ah tew am lukin fur new thpouse, maybe we kan make date?” A toothless gypsy crone grins, accentuating the large wart that sat on the end of her nose. 

[Guest]

9 hours ago, Language said:

((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-))

 

((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with))

 

((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID'))

 

((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!))

 

((because this post is cringe to the extreme and while i don’t personally care that it exists because i’ve seen it all at this point, others are going to make fun of u for it because it’s pretty weird, even for a mc-rp server. shoulda posted this expecting some semblance of a negative reaction due to the contents, not that this post justifies harassment or anything, it’s just so weird))