1_Language_1 1671 Share Posted November 17, 2019 [!] A few posters were put in the imperial cities, though it was a small poster because someone didn’t want to be so outright. An Elder’s Simple Request to Remarry. My name is- [!] The rest of the poster seems ripped off, perhaps in despair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeypoacher 8055 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “Dad no...” Says Silas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaintjaleel 792 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “This is...Embarrassing...” Erasto would say with a face palm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Author Share Posted November 17, 2019 29 minutes ago, rotund_man said: “Dad no...” Says Silas. Dad has a head injury and he no longer cARES. THE MAN IS JUST LONELY. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tasty_cheesecake 2298 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “Dude aren’t you like eighty or some **** now? I honestly lost track forgive me. -Maly” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 651 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “Hah!” Cackled a four foot tall dark-elf dwarf hybrid. “Aaaahahahaha!” She cackled some more. “No one wants to marry an old geezer!” Said the probably 700 year old elfess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Author Share Posted November 17, 2019 Matthias is sad now, and begins to remove the posters. 42 minutes ago, tasty_cheesecake said: “Dude aren’t you like eighty or some **** now? I honestly lost track forgive me. -Maly” "50." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vermy 1484 Share Posted November 17, 2019 An unknown Goblin manages to find a poster before they all were removed ”Zom Pinkehs ere hozh nasteh..” he exclaims as he tries not to vomit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1_Language_1 1671 Author Share Posted November 17, 2019 ((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-)) ((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with)) ((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID')) ((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demotheus 651 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Language said: ((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-)) ((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with)) ((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID')) ((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!)) ((probably because no one wants to think about grandparents having the diddly doo, specially when theyre old. Feel bad thst he took his posters down tho lol. Lotha was mostly self deprecating. Rip southorons Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rukio 8924 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “That was adorable.” Marlow would say after realizing the posters were taken down. “Good luck!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ApplePieKathy 561 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Miss Vivaca Rutledge, daughter of Matthias Rutledge facepalms... “Okay... wow. FATHER WHY?!” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallic 1066 Share Posted November 17, 2019 Llenn Songbird spreads word of this poor old man’s desire to find a soulmate to watch the sunset of his life with, taking it with her on her travels across every corner of Arcas. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lev 627 Share Posted November 17, 2019 “Ah tew am lukin fur new thpouse, maybe we kan make date?” A toothless gypsy crone grins, accentuating the large wart that sat on the end of her nose. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Share Posted November 17, 2019 9 hours ago, Language said: ((Smh why are you all getting dirty thoughts about this-)) ((He legit just wants someone to live out the rest of his life with)) ((But y'all just assume 'REE MARRIAGE MEANS SEX AND ELDERLY PEOPLE SEX IS HORRID')) ((Lemme just remind you... your grandparents had to do the diddly-do once upon a time in order to have your parents, and then your parents did the same thing to have you!)) ((because this post is cringe to the extreme and while i don’t personally care that it exists because i’ve seen it all at this point, others are going to make fun of u for it because it’s pretty weird, even for a mc-rp server. shoulda posted this expecting some semblance of a negative reaction due to the contents, not that this post justifies harassment or anything, it’s just so weird)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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